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转贴了这个,不知道会不会被这里的男人打?:)

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
               "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" 
                "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
                He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "
                And they say blondes are dumb...
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        A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
        "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
        The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
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        "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped
        out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would
        think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
        "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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        Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
        A: A rumor
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        Dear Lord,
        I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And
        Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll
        beat him to death.
        AMEN
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        Q: Why do little boys whine?
        A: They are practicing to be men.
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        Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath
        and calling your name?
        A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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        Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
        A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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        Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
        A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

[北鹤]

>>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"

that is a good one. Here are mine:

Q:How do you attract male readers rush to your blog?
A: name all the titles with an X (it does not matter where you put that X on the title)

Q: How do you attract femal readers rush to your blogs?
A: name all the titles with Love (it does not matter where you put that Love on the title)

[尔尔]

Actually, I'd bet that there are many intelligent, good looking and SENSITIVE men--but many of their wives or lovers may not be fully aware of them... :))

[盈袖2006]

heihei.
Obviously you are right. There are all kinds of people on the internet:)
Intelligent, good looking and SENSITIVE, eh, a bit hard for a MAN...

[Glider]

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Haha, I could tell that you've mingled with a wrong group of poeple recently~~

Enjoy your weekend!