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经常在笑坛潜水，谢谢大家的笑话，学习紧张时可以放松一下
我是学生物医学的，平时生活笑话比较少 (对着被解剖完的老鼠你能笑得出来吗？还是对着一堆泡在福尔马林的人体器官呵呵傻笑？那就不失幽默了。。那时神经崩溃）
反正我们这行笑话少，难得找出一个比较好玩的，跟大家分享以下
前提，学药的都知道，药品有两个名字，一个是generic name属名，也就是原药的名字。另一个trade name 就是厂家包装后推向市场的名字。
比如我们常见的aspirin阿司匹林就是商品名，他的属名是acetylsalicylic acid。
比较常见的属名有paracetemol/acetaminophen(panadol, pamol等)
比较有名的就是伟哥啦.viagra也是trade name，他的药品成分是sildenafil
(类似的例子就是人类的学名使homo sapiens)
然后可以看一下下面的笑话了
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA (food and drug administration) has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good
old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market
the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer\'s research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
我是学生物医学的，平时生活笑话比较少 (对着被解剖完的老鼠你能笑得出来吗？还是对着一堆泡在福尔马林的人体器官呵呵傻笑？那就不失幽默了。。那时神经崩溃）
反正我们这行笑话少，难得找出一个比较好玩的，跟大家分享以下
前提，学药的都知道，药品有两个名字，一个是generic name属名，也就是原药的名字。另一个trade name 就是厂家包装后推向市场的名字。
比如我们常见的aspirin阿司匹林就是商品名，他的属名是acetylsalicylic acid。
比较常见的属名有paracetemol/acetaminophen(panadol, pamol等)
比较有名的就是伟哥啦.viagra也是trade name，他的药品成分是sildenafil
(类似的例子就是人类的学名使homo sapiens)
然后可以看一下下面的笑话了
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name
of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA (food and drug administration) has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and
of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good
old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market
the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast
implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer\'s research. This means
that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky
boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
fun to read, thx