西红柿变颜色延时视频（14秒=3.4天） 颜色比较： TimeLapseVideoofColorChangeinTomatoesin14Secondsfor3.4Days 6:58am,9/4/2025-4:38pm,9/7/2025 410pictures Camera:NikonD200 Interval:15minutes Video:20frames/second Software:LightRoomv5.6 [阅读全文]
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(2025-09-09 08:51:31)
西红柿变颜色延时视频（14秒=3.4天） 颜色比较： TimeLapseVideoofColorChangeinTomatoesin14Secondsfor3.4Days 6:58am,9/4/2025-4:38pm,9/7/2025 410pictures Camera:NikonD200 Interval:15minutes Video:20frames/second Software:LightRoomv5.6 [阅读全文]
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闪电与雷鸣（3个短视频） 可以直接用鼠标击时间点（蓝色数字）进入视频的闪电或雷鸣，这样可以省时间。 1. LightningandThunder Evening,9/6/2025 Videocamera:FDRAX53 Lightningat:0:09 Thunderat:0:16 Lightningisat7x340m/s=2.38kmaway 2. LightningandThunder Evening,9/6/2025 Lightningat:0:10 Thunderat:0:28 Lightningisat18x340m/s=6.12kmaway 3. Lightning...[阅读全文]
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度假的后遗症【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德语byme
AvacationwithConsequence
JürgenandUwearetalkingaboutthevacation.
Uwesays:
“Jürgen,forthelastthreeyears,Ihavealwaysfollowedyouradvicetowhereeveryouhaverecommended”
“In2008,IwasinBahamas–andmywifegotpregnant.”
“In2009,IwasinHawaii–mywifewaspregnantagain.”
“In20...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-06 09:41:04)
公务员【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheCivilServant
Acivilservantlimpsasheentersthebus.Thebusdriverhelpshimintohisseat.
Thedriverasks,“WhatcanIdoforyou?”
Theofficersays,“Pleaseputmyleftlegontheseatacrossfromme.”
Thebusdriverdoes.
“Andplease,myotherleg,too.”
Thedriverhelpshimagain.
“Couldyouput...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-05 10:18:44)
长腿【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德语byme,英文由geminiproofread过
TheLongLegs
Amanwithincrediblylonglegs,aboutfivemetersinlength,goestoseeadoctor.
"HowcanIgetmylegsshortened?"heasks.
Thedoctorreplies,"Gotothewellinthemagicalforest.Amagicfroglivesthere.Askhimtomarryyou,andifhesays'yes,'yourlegswillbeshortenedbyonemeter."
Themangoestothewellandasks,&qu...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-04 10:51:05)
地上的东西【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
ThingsontheGround
AlittleboynamedFritzcheniswalkingwithhisgrandmother.
Hesays,"Grandma,there'saEuroontheground!"
Hegoestopickitup,buthisgrandmasays,"No,whatisontheground,youdon'tpickup."
Theycontinuewalking.Fritzchenshoutsagain,"Grandma,therearetwoEuros!"
Grandmasay...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-03 10:43:45)
打字打错地址【1】(笑话，译文） 译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 TheOutsmartingofTime AmarriedcouplewantstoescapetheGermanwinterandbooksaweekintheSouthSea【2】.Unfortunately,thewife'sflightisadaylaterthanthehusband'sduetoprofessionalreasons.Thehusbandfliesasplanned. Arrivingthere,hegoestohishotelroomandsendshiswifeanemail.However,hemakesatypointheemailaddress,sotheme...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-02 10:10:23)
时间上的斗智【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德语byme，英语由Geminiproofread过e
AnOutwittingofTime
Mr.andMrs.Müllerarequarrelingandaren'tspeakingtoeachother.
Atdinner,Mr.Müllerhandshiswifeanotethatsays:"Ihaveanappointmenttomorrow.Pleasewakemeupat9a.m."
Thenextmorning,Mr.Müllerwakesupandit'salready10:30a.m.!Hefindsanotenexttohim.Itreads:"It's9o...[阅读全文]
(2025-09-01 09:24:55)
误解【1】(笑话，译文） 译自德语byme，英语由Geminiproofread过 TheMisunderstanding Ahusbandandwifearehavingbreakfast. She:"Ibetyoudon'tknowwhatdaytodayis." He:"OfcourseIdo."(Heleavesfortheoffice.) At10a.m.,abouquetofflowersarrives.Atnoon,aboxofchocolates.Andat3p.m.,anexpensivepieceofcloth. Thewifeisveryhappyandcallsherhusband."Darling,thank...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-31 08:19:00)
