求婚计划【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
The Scheduled Wedding
It is an old man who comes to the marriage agency and was received by the head of the agency.
“Tell me a little bit about yourself and your desires, dear sir.”
“There you go, madam. It is very simple, all in all. I’m old, ugly, and broke. On the other hand, I want to marry a young, beautiful, and rich woman. So I ask you: Is it possible?”
“But certainly, dear sir. I could suggest exactly what you need. Only there is a small problem: Every winter, this lady becomes completely mad.”
“That doesn’t bother me. I want to marry her,” the man said.
“Very good, sir. Then, we shall wait for winter.”
求婚计划
一个老人走到结婚介绍所，所长接见了他。
“尊敬的先生，您能简单介绍一下您自己并告诉我您的要求吗？”
“夫人，当然了。非常简单，总而言之，我又老，又丑，又无分文。但是我想和一个不仅年轻，而且漂亮还非常有钱的姑娘结婚。所以我问您，这可能吗？”
“先生，没问题。我可以给您介绍一位。只是这里有点白璧微瑕：一到立冬，她就完全疯了。”
“我能接受。我可以和她结婚。” 男人回答。
“先生，太好了。那我们就等到立冬吧。”
【1】. p. 62-63. DEMANDE EN MARIAGE PROGRAMMÉE. 1000 Blagues
