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公务员【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
The Civil Servant
A civil servant limps as he enters the bus. The bus driver helps him into his seat.
The driver asks, “What can I do for you?”
The officer says, “Please put my left leg on the seat across from me.”
The bus driver does.
“And please, my other leg, too.”
The driver helps him again.
“Could you put a cushion behind my back?”
The driver puts the cushion in place and then asks, “What are you doing, anyway?”
The officer replies, “Vacation!”
公务员
一个公务员瘸着拐着进了公共汽车。司机帮他入座，问他：“需要帮您忙吗？“
官员说：“请把我的左腿放到对面的座位上。”
司机做了。
“请把我的右腿也放到那里。”
司机又做了。
“您能把一个垫子放到我的背后吗？”
司机把垫子放到他背后 ，然后问：“您究竟在忙啥呢？”
“度假呢!”
【1】 p. 87. Ein Beamter. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
