时间上的斗智(笑话，译文）

时间上的斗智【1】(笑话，译文）

译自德语by me，英语由Gemini proofread过e

 

An Outwitting of Time

 

Mr. and Mrs. Müller are quarreling and aren't speaking to each other.

At dinner, Mr. Müller hands his wife a note that says: "I have an appointment tomorrow. Please wake me up at 9 a.m."

The next morning, Mr. Müller wakes up and it's already 10:30 a.m.! He finds a note next to him. It reads: "It's 9 o'clock. You must get up now!"

 

时间上的斗智

 

穆勒夫妇吵了架，就互相不搭理。

吃晚饭时，穆勒先生递给妻子一张小纸条，上面写着：“明天我有一个预约。请在明天早上9点叫醒我。”

第二天早上，穆勒先生醒来时已经是10点半! 他发现身旁有一张小字条，上面写着：“现在是9点整。你现在必须起床！”

 

【1】. p. 79. Die Uhrzeit-Überlistung. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.