地上的东西【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英语由Gemini proof read过
Things on the Ground
A little boy named Fritzchen is walking with his grandmother.
He says, "Grandma, there's a Euro on the ground!"
He goes to pick it up, but his grandma says, "No, what is on the ground, you don't pick up."
They continue walking. Fritzchen shouts again, "Grandma, there are two Euros!"
Grandma says, "People are not allowed to pick up anything from the ground!"
Suddenly, his grandma falls on the ground and shouts, "Fritzchen, help me!"
Fritzchen replies, "No, Grandma, you're on the ground—I'm not allowed to pick you up!"
地上的东西
小弗里茨和奶奶一起散步。他说：“奶奶，地上有一个欧元！” 他想捡起来，但是奶奶说：“别捡，你不应该捡起地上的东西！”
他俩继续散步。小弗里茨又叫起来: “奶奶，地上有两个欧元！“ 奶奶又说： “你不应该捡起地上的任何东西！”
后来，奶奶跌倒在地上，就呼叫：“小弗里茨，快帮帮我！” 小弗里茨回答：“我不，奶奶，你在地上，我不能把你捡起来！”
【1】. p. 82. Was auf dem Boden liegt, Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
