长腿【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英文由gemini proofread过
The Long Legs
A man with incredibly long legs, about five meters in length, goes to see a doctor.
"How can I get my legs shortened?" he asks.
The doctor replies, "Go to the well in the magical forest. A magic frog lives there. Ask him to marry you, and if he says 'yes,' your legs will be shortened by one meter."
The man goes to the well and asks, "Will you marry me?"
The frog replies, "Yeeees!" and his legs shorten by a meter.
The next day, the man returns and asks again. The frog once again says, "Yeees!" and his legs are shortened again.
On the third day, the man asks a third time. This time, the frog is annoyed and shouts, "How many times are you going to ask me?! Yees, yes, and one more yes!"
And just like that, the man has no legs left at all.
长腿
一个男人有一双非常长的腿 – 5米！
他去看医生，说：“我怎么能把我的腿变短呢？”
医生说：“去魔术森林里的一口井那儿，一只魔术青蛙住在那儿。问他是否愿意跟你结婚，如果他说同意，你的腿就会缩短1米。”
男人走到井边，就问：“你愿意跟我结婚吗？”
青蛙说：“愿愿愿愿意！” – 男人的腿就短了1米。
第二天，他又问，青蛙说：““愿愿愿意！” -- 男人的腿又短了1米。
第三天，男人还问。青蛙不耐烦地喊着：“你还要这样问我多少次？ 愿愿意，愿意，再一次愿意！”
从此那个男人就没有双腿了。
【1】p. 85. Die langen Beine. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
