打字打错地址【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
The Outsmarting of Time
A married couple wants to escape the German winter and books a week in the South Sea 【2】. Unfortunately, the wife's flight is a day later than the husband's due to professional reasons. The husband flies as planned.
Arriving there, he goes to his hotel room and sends his wife an email. However, he makes a typo in the email address, so the message ends up with a widow who is just coming home from her husband's burial. She looks at her emails with the condolences. When her son later comes into the room, he sees his mother collapse unconscious.
On the screen it says:
TO: My wife who was left behind.
FROM: Your husband who traveled ahead.
SUBJECT: I have arrived well.
Dearest, I have just arrived. I have already settled in and seen that everything is prepared here for your arrival. I wish you a good trip and will expect you tomorrow. With love, your husband.
P.S. Damn, it’s hot down here.
打字打错地址
夫妇倆想逃避德国冬天的寒冷就订好了到南海【2】一周的旅行。不幸的是妻子因公事而晚飞一天。丈夫的飞机还按原计划。
丈夫到后，就在立刻在他的酒店房间里给他的妻子发了一封Email。但是他把Email的地址打字打错了，送到了一个刚从丈夫的埋葬仪式回来的寡妇那里。寡妇看到Email，悲痛欲绝。寡妇的儿子晚些时候走到她的房间，发现他母亲已倒地昏迷。
电脑的荧光屏上显示着：
收信者：落在我后面的妻子
送信者：在你先行的丈夫
事宜：我已安排停当
最亲爱的，我已到此地。我的一切安妥。我已经把你在此的一切事宜准备好了。希望你的旅行愉快，我们明天在此相见。爱你的，你的丈夫。
又及：该死的，这里太闷热！
【1】. p. 80. Die Uhrzeit- Überlistung。 Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. The South Sea.
gemini 解释：
"Südsee" is a German term meaning "South Sea," and it can refer to several different locations in Germany, including a lake in Hesse that is part of the Suedsee - Riedsee Loop trail and a popular bathing lake in Braunschweig, Lower Saxony. It can also refer to the Südsee-Camp in the Lüneburg Heath and the Terrassencamping Süd-See in the Austrian Tyrol. Additionally, in a broader sense, it can refer to the historical "South Seas" region of the Pacific Ocean.
the historical "South Seas"，the term was first coined as Mar de Sur, or "South Sea", by Spanish conquistador Vasco Núñez de Balboa in 1513 as he it encountered on the southern coast of the Isthmus of Panama and it was applied to the entirety today's Pacific Ocean. The term was first coined as Mar de Sur, or "South Sea", by Spanish conquistador Vasco Núñez de Balboa in 1513 as he it encountered on the southern coast of the Isthmus of Panama and it was applied to the entirety today's Pacific Ocean.
Or the South Sea
The term was first coined as Mar de Sur, or "South Sea", by Spanish conquistador Vasco Núñez de Balboa in 1513 as he it encountered on the southern coast of the Isthmus of Panama and it was applied to the entirety today's Pacific Ocean.
