比利时人的工伤【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheBelgianAccident
Accidentsonconstructionsitesare,unfortunately,frequent.
ABelgianmanwhowasworkingonapropertyinBrusselsaccidentallycutoffoneofhisearswithanelectricsaw.Hecalleddowntoaguywalkingonthestreetbelow:
“Hey,haveyouseenanear?”
Theguypickedupanearfromthedriveway:“Isthistheear?...[
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计算机科学家和小青蛙【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheComputerScientistandtheLittleFrog
Theotherday,mypalChris,awell-knowncomputerscientist,waswalkingdownacountrysideroadwhenhecaughtsightofalittlefrog.
Thelittlefrogshoutedtohim:“Ifyoukissme,Icouldturnmyselfintoabeautifulprincess!”
Chrisbentover,pickedupthelittlefrog,andputitinhisjacketpocket....[
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在房子上空盘旋的隼
刚出家门,就看到隼在房子上空盘旋,以前见过多次隼在天上飞,可从来没看到它飞得这么低,也许是看到了什么猎物,幸亏我比它大很多,否则我今天就不能在此贴帖了。见我这庞然大物,以为神也,自讨没趣,很快就高飞了,隼心里嘀咕,这还会走路的老爷子一定是酸的。
摄于9/12/2025。相机OlympusSZ-15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpm7wiN98Rk
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ADayintheLife:GeraniumFlowerTime-Lapse(13Hoursin15Seconds)
天竺葵的一天(15秒视频)
6:23am-7:31pm,10/10/2025
Camera:Canon20D
159pictures
Interval:5minutes
Video:10frames/second
Software:LightRoomv5.6
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在产房等候室里【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
IntheMaternityWard
Inthewaitingroomofamaternityward,fourfathers-to-bearewaitingfortheirwiveswhoaredeliveringtheirbabies.
Anurseentersandannouncestothefirstmanthatheisthehappyfatheroftwins.“Whatacoincidence!”heexclaims.“IworkinNikonOptics,inthetwins【2】department!”
Amomentlater,thenurs...[
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比利时独轮车【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheBelgianWheelbarrow
Franco-Belgianborder.ABelgiancustomsofficerisafriendofaFrenchtraffickerwholivestwostreetsaway.TheFrenchmancrossestheborderwithawheelbarrowcontainingsand.
“Doyouhaveanythingtodeclare?”TheBelgiancustomsofficeraskshisfriend.
“Nothing,asyoucansee,thisisjustalittlebitofsan...[
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绒啄木鸟眨眼的瞬间
TheMomentaDownyWoodpeckerBlinks
ThevideowastakeninOctober10,2022
Camera:Nikon1J3
地点:阳台栏杆上
Abriefintroductionbygemini:
TheDownyWoodpeckeristhesmallestandmostcommonwoodpeckerinNorthAmerica.FeatureDescriptionAppearanceTheyhaveacheckeredblackandwhitepattern.Theyareblackontopwithaprominentwhitestriperunningdownthecenteroftheirback.Theirwingsareblackw...[
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天竺葵(Geranium)的一天(12小时):14秒的延时视频
ADayintheLife:GeraniumFlowerTime-Lapse(12Hoursin14Seconds)
下面是deepseek的简介:
英文名字
天竺葵最常见的英文名字是Geranium。
但需要注意的是,在植物学上,我们平常在花园里和阳台上常见的天竺葵,其实有一个更精确的属名:Pelargonium。
简单区分:
Geranium:通常指“老鹳草属”的植物,耐寒,多[
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熄灯吧【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme
TurnofftheLight
Loveistheworstillusionofmarriage.Whenthelampisoff,allwivesarethesame,mymomsaid.
ArmelJob.
熄灯吧(笑话,译文)
爱情是婚姻幻觉里最糟糕的一个。当灯熄灭了以后,所有的妻子都一样。我母亲说的。
阿梅尔乔布【2】
【1】.p.27-28.ÉteinslaLumière.1000Blagues.RajkoZobec.Z-REdition.
【2】.Arm...[
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动词词形变化与天气【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语有Geminiproofread过
ConjugationandWeather
TheschoolteacherasksBilly:
“Billy,whenpeoplesay:‘Itrains,’whattimearepeopletalkingabout?”
LittleBilly,withoutanythinking,answersatonce:
“Badtime,madam.”
动词词形变化与天气
老师问比利:
“比利,当有人对你说:‘天在下雨...[
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