风雪中的金发女郎【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
Storm Over the Blondes
A blonde finds herself stuck in her car on a snowy day. Not knowing what to do, she remembers some advice from her grandfather: he told her that if she ever found herself stuck in the snow, she should wait for a snowplow and follow it.
Several minutes later, a snowplow arrives and the blonde follows it for a good half hour. Eventually, the truck driver gets out and asks the blonde what she is doing there, and especially why she is following him.
The blonde explains the advice her grandfather gave her—that if she were ever in a bad situation and lost in the snow, she should follow a snowplow. The operator nods calmly and says:
“Well, I just finished the Leroy-Merlin parking lot; now, if you want to follow me, I’m going to do the Carrefour parking lot.”
风雪中的金发女郎
一个金发女郎的车在一个大雪天里动弹不得。她束手无策，就想起她的爷爷的忠告。她爷爷告诉她说如果她在雪天里不能动弹，就应该等铲雪车来，然后跟着铲雪车驾驶。
几分钟后，铲雪车来了。金发女郎跟着铲雪车开了半个多小时。后来，铲雪车司机走出车外问金发女郎在这里干什么，特别是她为什么总跟着他。
金发女郎告诉她爷爷的建议：如果她在大雪天遇到不幸，迷失方向，她应该跟随一辆铲雪车。铲雪车司机平静地点点头说:
“噢，我刚刚把Lyroy-Merlin【2】停车场的雪铲完，如果你想跟着我，我要去铲Carrefour【2】停车场的雪。“
【1】. p. 138-139. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.
【2】. 不知道笑话中的两个停车场在哪个城市，如果在马赛，它们非常近（gemini回答的）：
In Marseille, you can find both Carrefour and Leroy Merlin located within the Grand Littoral commercial area. They are positioned very close to each other and share the extensive parking facilities of this major retail park.
Marseille Grand Littoral Locations:
- Carrefour Marseille Grand Littoral
- Address: 11 Avenue de St Antoine, 13015 Marseille, France
- Hours: Open Monday–Saturday, 8:00 AM – 9:00 PM (Closed Sundays)
- Leroy Merlin Marseille - Grand Littoral
- Address: 11 Avenue de St Antoine, 13015 Marseille, France
- Hours: Open Monday–Saturday, 9:00 AM – 8:00 PM (Closed Sundays)
These two stores are the primary anchors for the Grand Littoral shopping center, which is one of the largest in southern France. Because they are part of the same complex, you can easily walk between them through the shared parking zones.
两个停车场，如果在诺曼底，它们也非常近（Google search回答的）：
Carrefour and Leroy Merlin are prominent retailers in Normandy, often co-located in large retail parks like Tourville-la-Rivière, offering extensive shopping for groceries (Carrefour) and home improvement (Leroy Merlin) alongside other major brands, with Carrefour hypermarkets like the one in Bayeux known for regional products and services (drive-thru, fuel), making them key shopping hubs for both locals and tourists in the region.
Carrefour in Normandy
- Large Hypermarkets: Found in locations like Bayeux (Route de Vaux sur Aure), offering vast selections of local Norman products (cider, dairy, meats), organic goods, international foods, plus services like butchers, fishmongers, drive-thru, and fuel stations.
- Carrefour Market: Smaller format stores also exist, such as in Cabourg, offering convenience with services like parcel pickup, Wi-Fi, and EV charging.
- Customer Experience: Praised for convenience, vast selection, and local focus, though some find prices higher or checkout lines long at peak times.
Leroy Merlin in Normandy
- DIY & Home Improvement: A leading destination for building materials, tools, kitchens, bathrooms, and gardening supplies, with extensive product ranges.
- Location: Frequently found in major shopping centers, such as the one with Carrefour in Tourville-la-Rivière and near Calais (though north of Normandy proper).
- Customer Experience: Known for wide variety and helpful staff, but service quality and checkout speed can vary by location.
