多么善良的金发女郎【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
How Kind the Blondes Are
On the way into Paris, a truck driver's vehicle breaks down. A beautiful blonde woman arrives and asks if he needs help, offering to give him a ride into Paris.
"No, thank you, ma'am. I have to wait for the tow truck; I'll be here for at least three or four hours. But on the other hand, I have two chimpanzees that need to go to the Vincennes Zoo【2】. Since they are a bit stressed, could you take them for me? I’ll give you 100 euros for your trouble."
"I’d be glad to!" the blonde says.
The truck driver settles the two chimpanzees into the back of the kind lady's car, and she sets off for the Vincennes Zoo .
Four hours later, once his truck is repaired, the driver arrives in Paris. And who should he see crossing the street in front of him? The blonde with the two chimpanzees and a crowd of onlookers following them with amusement. The truck driver stops his truck immediately, runs toward the blonde, and says:
"What are you doing here? I gave you 100 euros to take them to the zoo!"
"Yes, we did that," the blonde answers. "We already went there. Since we had a little money left over, we’re going to the movies."
多么善良的金发女郎
在去巴黎的路上，一个卡车司机的车坏了。一个非常漂亮的金发女郎上前问他是否需要帮助，说可以让他搭车到巴黎。
“不用了，谢谢你，女士。我得等拖车来； 我还得在这里至少3到4小时。但是我还有2只黑猩猩要送到Vincennes动物园。它们已经有些烦躁不安，你能帮我运送它们吗？我会给你100欧元做为报酬。”
“我义不容辞！”金发女郎回答。
卡车司机把2只黑猩猩安置在金发女郎的车后边，她就往Vincennes动物园开去了。
4小时后，卡车修好了，司机开车到了巴黎。你猜卡车司机看到在他面前穿过街道的人会是谁？是那个金发女郎、2只黑猩猩和一群兴致勃勃的观众。卡车司机立刻停下车，跑向金发女郎，问：
“你在这儿干什么呢？我给你100欧元是让你把黑猩猩带到动物园!”
“没错，我们已经做了，”金发女郎回答。 “我们去过了。 既然我们还有点剩余的零钱，我们要一起去看电影。”
【1】. p. 139-140. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.
【2】. The Vincennes Zoo (from google search):
The Vincennes Zoo, officially the Parc zoologique de Paris, is a major zoo in Paris, France, located in the Bois de Vincennes (12th arrondissement) and known for its themed "biozones" like Madagascar, Sahel-Sudan, and Europe, offering diverse animal encounters from lions and giraffes to lemurs and reptiles. It's a facility of the National Museum of Natural History and provides immersive habitats designed to mimic natural environments, featuring iconic species and conservation efforts.
Key Features:
- Biozones: The zoo is divided into distinct ecosystems (Madagascar, Sahel-Sudan, Patagonia, European Forests, Tropical Gana) to showcase different animals in naturalistic settings.
- Animals: Home to giraffes, lions, rhinos, lemurs, monkeys, birds, reptiles, and more, with a focus on emblematic and threatened species.
- Iconic Landmark: Features a large, central rock structure (the "Grand Rocher").
- Conservation: Actively involved in international conservation programs.
Location & Details:
- Address: 53, avenue de Saint-Maurice, 75012 Paris, France.
- Part of: National Museum of Natural History.
What to Expect:
- A large park where you can spend several hours.
- Themed areas designed for educational experiences.
- Variety of species including mammals, reptiles, and amphibians.
