在天堂入口（笑话，译文）

在天堂入口【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过

 

In Paradise

 

A long line of the newly deceased stands in front of Saint Peter’s office in Paradise. It is routine for Saint Peter【2】, who always asks the same question to each new arrival: what was their work on Earth?

“Next, please.”

A man steps forward.

“What was your profession?”

“Doctor,” the fellow answers.

“Perfect, the fifth door on the left. Suppliers' entrance.”

 

在天堂入口

 

刚去世的人在天堂的圣彼得【2】办公室门前排着长队。圣彼得通常对刚来的人要问他们过去的职业是什么。

“下一个。”

一个男人走上前。

“您过去的职业是什么？”

“是医生，” 男人回答。

“太好了， 左边的第五个门。货源供应商入口。”

 

【1】.   p. 88. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition

【2】.  Saint Peter. 圣彼得.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Peter