视力不称职（笑话，译文）

视力不称职【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过

 

Visual Incompetence

 

A blonde woman comes home after work to find her house has been ransacked by burglars. She calls the police, who immediately send the officer closest to the scene. Officer Jordan is the first to arrive. He walks onto the blonde's lawn, leading his dog on a leash. Seeing this, the blonde collapses in tears:

"Oh no! I call for help, and all they send me is a blind police officer!"

 

视力不称职

 

一个金发女郎下班回家后发现她的房子被小偷洗劫得乱七八糟。她给警察局打电话，警察局立刻把离她家最近的警员派了过去。乔丹是第一个到达她家的警员。他用狗绳牵着他的狗，走到金发女郎家的草坪上。看到这种情况，金发女郎眼泪汪汪地昏了过去。

“噢  可别这样！我去求救，他们给我派来的只是一个盲警员而已！”

 

【1】.   p. 140.  INCOMPÉTENCE VISUELLE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.