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Funny stories
(2010-09-02 06:42:23)

1.KingOzymandiasofAssyriawasrunninglowoncashafteryearsofwarwiththeHittites.HislastgreatpossessionwastheStaroftheEuphrates,themostvaluablediamondintheancientworld.Desperate,hewenttoCroesus,thepawnbroker,toaskforaloan.Croesussaid,"I'llgiveyou100,000dinarsforit"."ButIpaidamilliondinarsforit,"theKingprotested."Don'tyouknowwhoIam?Iamtheking!"Croesusreplied,"Wheny...[阅读全文]
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Excerpts from Children's Versatile Essays on the Ocean (Jokes)
(2010-05-12 06:18:15)

ChildrenWritingAbouttheOcean:1)-Thisisapictureofanoctopus.Ithaseighttesticles.(Kelly,age6)2)-Oysters'ballsarecalledpearls.(Jerry,age6)3)-Ifyouaresurroundedbyocean,youareanisland.Ifyoudon'thaveoceanallroundyou,youareincontinent.(age7)4)-Sharksareuglyandmean,andhavebigteeth,justlikeEmilyRichardson.She'snotmyfriendanymore.(Kylie,age6)5)-Adolphinbreathesthroughanassholeonthetopofitshead.(Billy,ag...[阅读全文]
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看的时候别笑 Blonde in Church.
(2010-03-04 11:32:14)

BlondeinChurch.
AnAlabamapreachersaidtohiscongregation,'SomeoneinthiscongregationhasspreadarumorthatIbelongtotheKuKluxKlan."ThisisahorriblelieandonewhichaChristiancommunitycannottolerate.Iamembarrassedanddonotintendtoacceptthis.Now,IwantthepartywhodidthistostandandaskforgivenessfromGodandthisChristianFamily.'
Noonemoved.
Thepreachercontinued,'Doyouhavethenervetofacemeandadmitthisi...[阅读全文]
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五律 春雪
(2010-02-25 06:02:36)

五律春雪

风休落雪豪，
荡荡慢夭夭。
冬泣时将去，
春思气又交。
情来天助兴，
恨去地为韬。
驾雪情思远，
他乡景亦娇。
P.S.正月十一，午后雪量大增，大如鹅毛。办公室的人都不由地观望感叹。
Feb.25,2010蒙城
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Two Jokes: 1 'Not A Quarter Any More' 2. Which Tire?
(2010-02-17 11:35:46)
1ChutzpahChutzpahisaYiddishwordmeaninggall,brazennerve,effrontery,sheergutsplusarrogance;it'sYiddishand,asLeoRostenwrites,nootherword,andnootherlanguage,candoitjustice.Thisexampleisbetterthanathousandwords...
Alittleoldladysoldpretzelsonastreetcornerfor25centseach.Everydayayoungmanwouldleavehisofficebuildingatlunchtimeandashepassedthepretzelstandhewouldleaveheraquarter,butnevertakeapretzel.阅读全文]
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英汉双语诗：The Relentless Smart Poet
(2010-02-16 09:51:15)

TheRelentlessSmartPoet
Thezesttohuntforlovesinhisheartwhirles.
Pullingatwineexaltspoemsinglee.
Worryandindignationgatherordisperse
Asthejoysublimesinthespree.
五绝纵情唱诗
追情纵感怀，
把酒唱诗来。
烦恼云集散，
听凭酒意开。
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China's rise good news for everyone
(2010-02-10 06:52:43)
China'srisegoodnewsforeveryoneDanielJ.IkensonAndAlecVanGelder,FinancialPostFebruary10,2010ToprotectionistsandSinophobes,ChinasurpassingGermanyin2009tobecometheworld'slargestexporterheraldsanew,unwelcomeworldorder,withtheUnitedStatesinthirdplace.ButmorethanareflectionofChina'sgrowingeconomicmight,thisdevelopmentistestamenttotheerosionofeconomic,political,physicalandtechnologicalbarrierstoproduction...[阅读全文]
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山谷放歌
(2010-01-15 07:29:11)

山谷放歌牺牲曾是给万能者的物祭，真假之间却是一种希冀。科技是人类进步的动力，多少人呕心沥血为之。商人忽然赌把国际政治，难道要架上供台炙烤自己？
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中译：The Serenity Prayer
(2010-01-05 08:16:15)

为宁静而祈祷
上苍赐予了我
以宁静去接受牢不可破的一切，
以胆量去重塑力所能及的一切，
以智慧去识别是非曲直的玄机。
TheSerenityPrayer
Author:ReinholdNiebuhr
Godgrantmetheserenity
ToacceptthethingsIcannotchange;
CouragetochangethethingsIcan;
Andwisdomtoknowthedifference.
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教会英语的人速成德语。请先准备纸和笔。
(2009-12-04 06:36:09)

AsyouallknowGermanyisthe'workhorse'oftheEuropeaneconomy...TheyworkhardandfeedmostofEurope...GreatBritainhasfaileddramaticallyineverythingexceptfortheEnglishlanguage,whichisdominant...SotheGermanshaverequestedafewchanges...Heretheyare...HELLOPEOPLE,GREATNEWS"ATLAST".....TheEuropeanCommissionhasjustannouncedanagreementwherebyEnglishwillbetheofficiallanguageoftheEuropeanUnionratherthan...[阅读全文]
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