看的时候别笑 Blonde in Church.

Blonde in Church.


An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation has  spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan." This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.   I am embarrassed and do not  intend  to accept this.  Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'

No one moved.

The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?   Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart  you will feel glory.  Now stand and confess your transgression.'

Again all  was  quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.   Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,  'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.   I never  said you  were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.  I simply told a couple of my friends that  you were  a wizard under the sheets.'

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation roared.