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They work hard and feed most of
Great Britain has failed dramatically in everything except for the English language, which is dominant...
So the Germans have requested a few changes... Here they are...
HELLO PEOPLE, GREAT NEWS "AT LAST".....
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peple wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
To sum up:
1st year:
“s” => “c”
“c” => “k”
2nd year:
“ph” => “f”
3rd year:
Removal one letter in the double letters: cc => c
Removal the silent letter such as “e”
4th year:
“th” => “z”
“w” => v
5th year:
Drop “o” from “ou”
e.g. zer = there
