peak thanksgiving

WOW TWO BLOGS IN TWO DAYS EMILY YOURE SO TUFF!!!!! Yes, yes, I know. That's what you all must be thinking. BUT ITS THANKSGIVING!!!!!!! And I have lots of things to give thanks for. My mom, my dad, my stupid fat ugly cats, my stupid fat ugly guinea pigs, and of course the wondrous holiday gift of Bill Cipher. In case my mom hasn't told you, I really like Bill Cipher. He's very tuff. Anyways, I've made all four of my pets Michelin star meals! I made Stormy and Wren (the cats) a plate with *ahem*: two scrambled eggs dusted with powdered goats milk, some wet food that I squished with a fork, some kibble, a bit of whipped cream, my yogurt (they love it), and I think that's it I can't remember. Also - quick interjection - my mom is trying to feed me water with worms in it. She does this a lot. I'm being poisoned!!! I also made the two guinea pigs (named Mozzie and Calico) *AHEM*: a small bowl with sliced pears, sliced oranges, and sliced banana (with the skin on for extra nutrition), that I sprinkled with their vitamin D juice, and also a small plate with granola, three treats, two timothy hay sticks, some blackberries, and some broccoli, also sprinkled with vitamin D juice. I AM A WONDERFUL LOVING MOTHER TO MY FLUFFY CHILDREN!!!! Also my dad is making us ham right now. And the other stuff like beautiful wonderous soft fluffy buttery amazing MASHED POTATOES!!!!!! I LOVE MASHED POTATOES SO MUCH THEYRE SO GOOD AND YUMMY. I would list ALL the things I'm grateful for but I think this is getting a bit long...let me check with my mom. NEVERMIND EVERYBODY ROLL THE LIST!!!!

1. Oxygen 

2. Bill Cipher

3. Mashed potatoes

4. Bill Cipher

5. My mom and my dad and BILL CIPHER

6. Stupid cats :3

7. Cloudy days because I absolutely hate the sun

8. Water

9. Sunfish because they're cute

10. Not being sick anymore 

Here are some things I am absolutely NOT grateful for. 

1. Homework

2. High school in general

3. My cats biting me all the time

4. Being sick because the devil couldn't get to me or something

OKAY IM ALL DONE. Also if H is reading this, PLEASE READ MY BLOG! AND HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING! H is so tuff I'm just gonna cry because of how tuff he is okay byeeeeeee