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(2025-11-03 09:51:25)
搭顺风车的人【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheHitchhikerAtruckdriver,ontheroadinthemiddleofthenight,catchessightofawhiteforminhisheadlights,deepintheforest.Hestopshistruck,getsout,andinvestigates.Acompletelynakedmanistiedtoatree.“Whathappenedtoyou?”thetruckdriverasks.“Oh,itwashorrible!Thehitchhikersstoppedme.Iwantedtohelpthemwithsomenicepearsbecausetheydid...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-03 07:48:19)
仙客来花开延时视频14秒TimeLapseVideoofBloomofCyclamenPersicum(14Secondsfor1.4Days)deepseek的简介如下：中文名称：**CyclamenPersicum**的中文正式名为仙客来，俗称有萝卜海棠、兔耳花、一品冠等。简介：仙客来是报春花科仙客来属的多年生草本植物，原产于地中海沿岸地区（如希腊、叙利亚等地），而非波斯（伊朗），但“Persicum”意为“波斯的”，这与其最初的植物学分类历史[阅读全文]
(2025-11-02 08:30:48)
在沙漠里【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过IntheDesertIntheDesertInthemiddleofthedesert,twoEnglishmencomeacrosseachother.Afterstaringateachother,oneofthetwosays:"Cambridge【2】?""ImperialCollegeLondon【2】,"thesecondanswers."Ooh!Sorry,"thefirstonesays.AndthetwoEnglishmenpursuetheirwayinthefurnaceofthedesert.在沙漠里故事发生在沙漠里，两个英国人碰到了...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-02 07:59:02)
看看欢快的蟹爪兰 TimeLapseVideoofBloomofZygocactustruncatus(蟹爪兰)in10Secondsfor3.4Day 8:15am,10/29/2025-6:04pm,11/01/2025 316pictures Camera:Canon20D Interval:15minutes Video:29.97frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbdJbigAgm4 [阅读全文]
(2025-11-01 09:31:28)
一首小诗【1】（笑话，译文） 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 Poem Asmallpoem,itismorethanafunnystory. MisterWindwantstoimpressameadowflower.Forthisimpression, thewindsetsoffagale,ahurricane,andevenasupercyclone. “Sowhat?”thewindasksthesmallmeadowflower. “Sowhat,none,”thesmallfloweranswers. “ButwhatmustIdotoimpressyou?” &ldq...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-31 08:47:53)
天堂里的邂逅【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
MeetinginParadise
Inparadise,twoguyswerewaitinginSaintPeter’s【2】waitingroom.
“Doyouseethehighwaydownbelow?Iwasdrivingmybigsportscaratover270km/h(=168miles/h)whenIhitthattree.Andyou?WhatdidyoudotoenduphereinHeaven?”
“Me?Iwastakingalittlenapunderthesametree.”
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(2025-10-30 07:49:57)
鸟贩子【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过BirdSellerWilfriedcomestocomplain.Heisgoingtoseethesellerwhohadsoldhimaparrotwhichthesellerhadcertifiedtolivefor20years.“Theparrotdiedyesterday,”Wilfriedsays.“Thatmeansthattheparrotwas20yearsoldyesterday,”thebirdselleranswers.鸟贩子威尔弗里德去抱怨。他要找那个卖给他一只鹦鹉而且认证过这只鹦鹉能活20年的鸟贩子算账。&...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-30 07:22:39)
蟹爪兰在1天里开花的延时视频14秒TimeLapseVideoofBloomofZygocactustruncatus(蟹爪兰)in14Secondsfor1Day蟹爪兰的英文是Christmascactus。它也被称为Thanksgivingcactus（感恩节仙人掌）或Zygocactustruncatus。 Christmascactus：这是最常见的英文名称，因为它的花期通常在圣诞节前后。 Thanksgivingcactus：这是另一个常用的名称，因为它的花期有时在感恩节（通常是十一月）前后开始绽放。 https://www.youtube.com/watch[阅读全文]
(2025-10-29 08:13:30)
在出租车站【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TaxiStop
Acoupleleavesthetheater.Thehusbandmakesadashforataxi,butatthesamemoment,anotherpersontriestostepintoit.Theybegintoargue.Thenthehusbandcomesbacktohiswife.
“Whathappened?Youlethimtakethetaxi,butyouwerethererightinfrontofhim?”
“Yes,becausehehadpriority.”
“Priority?Whatpr...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-28 08:18:27)
鳏夫娶妻【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
AWidowerTakesaWife
Bertrand,a70-year-oldwidowerandextremelywealthyman,isseenonthearmofa22-year-old"bimbo"whomhehasjustmarried.Sheisasublimecreature.
Bertrand'sfriendsareindisbeliefandposeabillionquestions.Aboveall:Howdidhemanagetomarrysuchabeauty?
“Youliedtoher,youmusthavetoldherthatyouwere5...[阅读全文]
