偷情（笑话，译文）

偷情【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由grok proofread过

 

The Cuckold

 

A man learned that his wife was cheating on him.

Devastated by the news, he told his son he would jump out of the apartment window.

The frightened boy ran to the kitchen to warn his mother:

"Mom, Mom, Dad is going to jump out of the window!”

The mother replied calmly:

"Tell him he has horns, not wings!”

 

偷情

 

一个男人听说他的太太偷情小鲜肉。

被绿了的他抬不起头见人，告诉他儿子说他要跳楼。

惊恐万状的儿子赶快跑到厨房，告诉他妈妈这个消息。

妈妈宛如平静的湖水，说：

“跟你爸爸说，说你只有号角，但没有翅膀！“

 

【1】.  p. 7. Le Cocu. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.