山羊与井【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德文by me, 英文由Gemini proofread过。
The Goat and the Well
One day, a man is walking and finds a well in a meadow. He looks into the well and cannot see the bottom.
He throws a small stone in, but hears no sound. Then he takes a larger stone, but again, hears nothing. He thinks, "The well is either too deep or I need a much larger stone." He finds a gigantic rock, drags it to the well, and throws it in. Again, there is no sound.
Suddenly, a goat runs toward him at full speed. He jumps to the side—the goat runs past him and jumps headfirst into the well.
Several minutes later, a farmer comes by and asks, "Have you seen a goat?" The man says, "Yes, it just jumped into the well!" The farmer replies, "That's not possible—I had it tied to a large stone."
山羊与井
一个男人在散步时看到草地上有一口井。他往井里一瞧 – 没底。
他就往里扔了一块小石头 – 没有声音。
然后他捡起一块大点的石头又扔了进去 – 还没有声音。
他寻思：“井可能太深或者我得用更大的石头。“
他找到一块巨大的石头，把它拖到井边，把它推到井里 – 还是没有声音。
忽然间一只山羊高速向着他冲来。他闪到一旁 – 山羊擦肩而过，头朝前径直跳进井里。
几分钟后一个农夫来了，就问：“您见没见过一只羊？”
男人：“看见了。它跳到井里去了。”
农夫：“那绝不可能 – 我把它拴在一块大石头上了！”
[1]. p. 49. Die Ziege und der Brunnen. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
