澳洲人怎么自黑？

看到移花的帖，看来大家对远在天边的澳洲乡下和澳洲口音都不陌生。那我就趁热打铁，响应移花的号召，来一波澳洲人自黑的笑话吧。全部都是从网上看来的哈。 

1. Australians don't have sex, Australians mate. （澳洲人打招呼都是： hey, mate; 顺便笑话澳洲人没文化)
2. What is the difference between yoghurt and Australia? Yoghurt has some culture. (俺没文化)
3. What do you call an Aussie that scores well on an IQ test? A cheater. (俺还笨)
4. Did you hear about the Aussie that had a brain transplant?  The brain rejected him a week later （笨到医生也木有办法）
5. A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore”（为不了解澳洲历史的同学解释一下笑点： 澳洲最开始是英国囚犯的流放地: 英国监狱关不下的，就送澳洲）
6. How many Aussies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
   Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. (败事有余的Aussie哈，screw 的意思你懂的）
7. Q: What’s the difference between Cinderella and the Melbourne football team?

A: Cinderella wanted to get to the ball. （这个和国足有一比啊）

8. You know you’re in Australia when you’re surprised the train arrives on time. （懒散的Aussie啊）
9. Why is Australia such a dry country?

We don’t have a king or queen to reign on it.（气候不好怪国王）

10. If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs? （出门有风险，穿鞋要谨慎）