SWINE FLUUU!!!

SWINE FLUUU!!!

I HATE PLAATES!! Stupid little plates I’ll get them and I’ll get them good. So you’re probably wondering why I hate plates yes I know it is weird I mean plates aren’t even alive well here is how it happened....

My mum and dad took me to a museum about plates, plates honestly how boring can you get I mean it is just a piece of clay and yet people come from Japan just to see it why on earth would you want to travel on an airplane which would quite a bit of money just so you can come to rainy Britain to go to a museum full of plates you just don’t do it it is MADNESS, MADNESS I TELL YOU. Yes you would travel to Spain for a holiday because of the sun that is a good reason, but why rainy Britain what on earth is there worth seeing in here honestly. Now you are probably wondering what on earth swine flu is in connection with plates well a Japanese lady I saw in the museum wearing one of those mask thingies to protect yourself from swine flu well let me tell her something it isn’t that cramped in Britain that if you sneeze it will go all the way to the other side of the country and there is something called the hospital you know and if it was that bad then don’t you think people will be screaming in the streets save yourselves!!! Also she could probably tell no one has actually got the disease here probably because NOBODY IS WEARING A MASK and everyone is eying her like an alien from out of space I would probably because it is the first time I have seen someone wear one. You know people say better safe than sorry well you won’t actually be hat sorry would you I mean swine flu is just like normal flu , isn’t it ? if I’m wrong and it is dangerous than hurray for the invention of tissues. I just wish someone invented a shopping limiter my mum spent 1 hour buying plates that she probably is never going to use no I am not kidding 1 whole hour and she ended up buying five that cost a heck of a lot of money I can think of a million better uses for that money and time too!!