Having your TONGUE STUCK 我儿子写的小文,请多多捧场.
Having your TONGUE STUCKRight I was enjoying a nice bottle of J2o (for those who don’t know it’s a glass bottle with orange juice in it) when I started sucking on it because it was low on juice; OOPS I sucked too hard. Guess what happened my tongue got stuck in it and make no mistake it was well and truly stuck. I went to ask my mum for help, but she thought I was kidding then a few seconds later my dad came and believed me. We started using a hammer to break the glass, NO I AM NOT EXAGERATING, turned out to be pointless and at that point I really thought I was going to lose my tongue. OUCH every living second was pain pain and more pain it was a hell on earth. We ended up with a more gentle approach ease the air in the bottle with a spoon I agreed to it not that I thought it would work, but to delay my pain. I never thought it would work, but it did you can say it saved my tongue. After that I have been a lot more cautious with bottled drinks and J2o ought to put a sign on its bottle saying not to be used for people under 5 or just really stupid people like me. Anyway we end with an advice DON’T, WHAT EVER YOU DO SUCK ON A BOTTLE.