1去国会/ToCongress
AftervotingonElectionDay,Istoppedatabakery.Asthecashierrangupsomecinnamonrollsanddoughnutsforthemanaheadofme,thecustomerjoked,"Doyouguaranteethesedon'thaveanycalories?"
Straight-faced,theclerkresponded,"Absolutelynocalories."
"Youknowwhereyou'llgoifyoulielikethis?"themanteased.
"Yes,"saidthecashier."ToCongress.&q...[
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人皆苦炎热,我爱夏日长
“人皆苦炎热,我爱夏日长。”喜欢李昂的这句话,是觉得他够潇洒。在别人为夏季炎热而感觉受苦的时候,他在享受夏日的时光悠长。当然,做皇帝的他在夏天不会像老百姓一样去干很多体力活,确实也不会感受到酷热的煎熬。但不管怎样,他对夏日的喜爱还是令人欣赏。
有了空调的21世纪,夏天的炎热在室内还真是感觉不到。即使是在[
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1金发女郎的梦/ABlonde'sDream
Onedayablondekepthavingthesameweirddreameveryday,soshewenttoherdoctor.
Doctor:Whatwasyourdreamabout?
Blonde:Iwasbeingchasedbyavampire!
Doctor:(Gigglesquietly)So...whatisthescenerylike?
Blonde:Iwasrunninginahallway.
Doctor:Thenwhathappened?
Blonde:Wellthat'stheweirdthing.Ineverysingledream,thesamethinghappened.Ialwayscometothisdoor,butIcan...[
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凉拌美国茴香
美国茴香(fennel)有像洋葱一样的大头,芹菜一样的粗梗和中国茴香一样的细叶。常用它来包包子,包饺子,素的肉的都好吃。最近发现了它的一种新吃法,那就是凉拌。夏天吃凉拌菜,别提多爽口了。
图1凉拌美国茴香
图2凉拌美国茴香
图3美国茴香(fennel)
用料:美国茴香1棵,柠檬1个,蒜瓣1瓣,橙子或橘子1个,盐少许,橄榄油少许,卡[
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1你现在能听到我吗?/Canyouhearmenow?
(Thisoneisprovidedbywomaninhome.Thankswomaninhome!)
Anoldladyhadahearing-aidfitted,hiddenunderneathherhair.Aweeklatershereturnedtothedoctorforhercheck-up.
"It'swonderful,Icanheareverythingnow."Shereportedveryhappilytothedoctor.
"Andisyourfamilypleased,too?"askedthedoctor.
"Oh,Ihavenottoldthemyet,"saidtheoldlady,...[
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看《欢乐颂》,佩服曲妖精曲筱绡虽然读书不多,听不懂古典音乐,看不进去话剧,但遇到大家感到非常棘手、无能为力的事情时,她可以想出奇招,一招制胜,让人佩服。虽然《欢乐颂2》还没有看完,但看到第37集时,又佩服了曲筱绡一把。这一集,樊胜美的哥哥为了把躲避他的妹妹给逼出来,把瘫痪的父亲扔到了樊胜美的男友王柏川的父母家。虽然王柏川把病人强行送回[
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《欢乐颂2》、《白鹿原》中都有他
--年轻演员邓伦
图1演员邓伦
追热播剧的人看了照片一定一眼就认出了这个小伙子不是《欢乐颂2》中关雎尔的男友谢童嘛,当然他也是《白鹿原》中鹿子霖的次子鹿兆海。
我和领导一起追《白鹿原》,同时也在慢慢追《欢乐颂2》。那天正觉得《欢乐颂2》中一个刚露面的男生好面熟时,领导一下就说道,这不是《白鹿原》里的鹿[
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1大实话/It'sTrueTheteacherwasvividlydescribingthediscoveryofthelawofgravitation.Hetriedtomakethechildrenimpressedwithitsimportance.Hesaid,"IsaacNewtonwassittingonthegroundlookingatthetree.Anapplesuddenlyfellonhishead.Itledhimdiscovergravitation."Andheadded,"Isn'tthatwonderful?"The"smartboy"intheclassrepliedinahighvoice:"Yes,teacher,andhewasveryfortunate.I...[
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做回香喷喷的油泼面
最近看电视剧《白鹿原》,每次看到人家吃油泼面都觉得非常香。偶尔在文学城首页看到油泼面的做法,好喜欢,也照猫画虎跟着做了一回。虽然花些时间,可真好吃啊。
图1我做的油泼面
图2做时拍的一些照片。从左到右由上到下:和好的面团,刷了油的面棍,抻好的面条,锅中的面条和油菜叶。
油泼面的做法:
面团材料:300克普通面[
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1与药无关/NoConnectionwithMedicineWhenthesickmanenteredtheconsultingroom,thedoctorsmiledandsaid:"Iamgladtoseethatyoulookmuchbettertoday.""Yes,Ifollowedthedirectiononyourmedicinebottle,"repliedthesickman.Thedoctorasked:"Whatwerethey?"Thesickmanreplied:"Keepthebottletightlycorked."病人走进诊室时,医生笑着说:“我很高兴你今天看起来好多了。”“是的...[
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