李唐
随后至
博文
(2009-03-20 13:36:21)
NoTitle
Inyourmind,thereyoufight,Trytofindyourownkind.Ifinterestsoutweightall,Youwon'twinother'sminds.
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(2009-03-20 06:48:00)
HowCanYouTelltheDifference?HowdoyoutellthedifferencebetweenaCanadianPoliceOfficer,AustralianPoliceOfficer,andanAmericanPoliceOfficer?Askyourselfthefollowingquestion:You'rewalkingdownadesertedstreetwithyourwifeandtwosmallchildren.Suddenly,adangerouslookingmanwithahugeknifecomesaroundthecorner,lockseyeswithyou,screamsobscenities,raisestheknife,andcharges.YouarecarryingaGlock40,andyouareanexpert...[阅读全文]
(2009-03-19 07:40:37)
TheremainedSachetandPowder
Theremainedsachetandpowderlooklikebefore,Thefeelingisregretfullythesamenomore.Inthespringthereweresomeletters,Whenautumncomes,therewillbeless.Thephoenixembroideryquiltiscold,
Irestheadonmandarinduckpillowalone,Thesadnessissubjecttodrinkingtosoothe.Evenifthesoulsmeetinadream,itisn'treal.ThenhowcanIlivenotevenhavingadream!【阮郎归】北宋◆晏几道《小山词》旧香残...[阅读全文]
(2009-03-12 14:06:41)
TELLMETHISWON'THAPPENTOME
AnelderlyFloridiancalled911onhercellphonetoreportthathercarhasbeenbrokeninto.Sheishystericalassheexplainshersituationtothedispatcher:"They'vestolenthestereo,thesteeringwheel,thebrakepedalandeventheaccelerator!"shecried.
Thedispatchersaid,"Staycalm.Anofficerisontheway."
Afewminuteslater,theofficerradiosin."Disregard,"hesays.&q...[阅读全文]
(2009-03-12 14:05:43)
Salut,C'estunedamequidéjeuneavecsonmarichezTimHortonettoutàcouplabonnefemmesautesurlatable,enlèvesesslipinnes,garochesagainedansleplatduvoisinethurleàpleinevoix,"J'aigagnéunWinnebago!!!"Ellesetorddejoieetnecessedehurleràtue-tête,"J'aigagnéunWinnebago,j'aigagnéunWinnebago...Youppi,Youppi!!!...Sonmaritoutgênédelavoircommeça,prendsatasseencartondontelleadéroulé...[阅读全文]
(2009-03-11 09:50:42)
【念奴娇】莎翁商籁三镜中观己，告庞对，该你重修一脸。倘若回绝，则骗世，言咒雌生孕诞。美丽多姿，轻胎蔑穗，废被耕耘念？何男欢塚，自爱绝后停衍？谓你明镜灼灼，母亲之镜鉴，依依镶嵌。抚逝追夕，她盛景，四月青春花艳。纵有皴纹，越时窗嚯睹，烁金时彦。孤生忆忘，你亡光像随散。
(词牌格式：变格一仄韵。)
抛去《念奴娇》的平仄：
镜中观己，[阅读全文]
(2009-03-03 12:59:17)
Ayoungwomanseekingemploymentpresentedherselftothecompany’sfemaleHumanResourcesmanager-abitoverlyandrevealinglydressed.TheHRmanagerlookedmockinglyattheprospectivecandidateandsaidabruptly:“Youwon'thaveanyluckdressedlikethatwithourboss.Youshouldhavesentyourbrother”.
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(2009-03-03 09:27:54)
Peom'sTune:HuanXiShaPullatacupofwineforeachnewverse,Inlastyear'sweatherandthepavi'ionold,Whenwillbebackthesunsettingdownwest?Nootherwaybuttoseepetalsgo,Whileswallowsofdejavuhavereturned.Istrollongarden'sflowerpathalone.Thetranslationisbasedonterzarimaandiambicpentermeter.
（英诗格式：三行体，十音一句的五步抑扬格。）
【浣溪沙】北宋◆晏殊
一曲新词酒一杯，去年天气旧亭台。
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(2009-02-26 18:26:05)
【沁园春】卌年后寻美
卌载将去，每每冬寒，困践丽颜。奂佳园地里，深沟遍是。青春傲，锦裳眸连，终也难逃，支离野草，荡尽窈窕无价怜。当被问，美曾何处有，珍盛何焉？
亮出眸框深含，通占耻、挥奢赞语缘。美之途颂赞，你值几遍？你能应对：“看那童妍”"我所瑰华，点盘由他，”即证他承你血源。当老迈，血冷逢春又，流淌温泉。
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(2009-02-24 14:22:51)
OneofPalacePoemsbyWangJianLookingforremnantredupanddownthetrees,Onepetalisflutteringwestandoneeast.It'speachblossomsthemselvesdesireoffspring,whichmisledpeopletoblamethedaybreakwind.王建宫词一首树头树底觅残红，
一片西飞一片东。
自是桃花贪结子，
错教人恨五更风。
王建《宫词》共百首，描写宫女生活，素材据说得自一位作内侍的宗人王守澄。但它也并非全属纪实性质，《石洲诗话》说：“其词之...[阅读全文]
