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Laugh to your heart’s content!!! - DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

(2009-07-21 07:32:01)

Laughtoyourheart’scontent!!!-DUCKSINHEAVEN!!!Threewomendietogetherinanaccidentandgotoheaven.
Whentheygetthere,St.Petersays,'Weonlyhaveonerulehereinheaven:Don'tstepontheducks!'So,theyenterheavenand,sureenough,thereareducksallovertheplace.ItisalmostimpossibletonotsteponaduckAnd,althoughtheytrytheirbesttoavoidthem,thefirstwomanaccidentallystepsonone.
AlongcomesSt.Peterwiththeugliestmans...[阅读全文]

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Glorious Insults

(2009-06-29 14:15:14)

WhenInsultsHadClass(no4-letterwords!!)
Thesegloriousinsultsarefromanerawhenclevernesswithwordswasstillvalued,beforeagreatportionoftheEnglishlanguagegotboileddownto4-letterwords,nottomentionwavingmiddlefinger.
TheexchangebetweenChurchill&LadyAstor:Shesaid,"IfyouweremyhusbandI'dgiveyoupoison,"andhesaid,"Ifyouweremywife,I'ddrinkit."AmemberofParliamenttoDisraeli:"Sir,youwilleitherdieo...[阅读全文]

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苏轼【水龙吟】次韵章质夫杨花词英译

(2009-06-26 10:34:58)

SuShi【TuneName：ShuiLongYin】
InRhymesofZhangZhifu’sCatkinsResembletheflower,alsonon-flower,
Yetnopeoplegrievetheirbeingletfall.
Theyflunghomeawayanddrewroadsidenear,
Whatcameuptomymindwas,
Theywerepitiless,buthadthought.
Theirtenderheartsshattered,coilingroundandround,,
Soundlysleepywerethecharmingeyes,
Anddesiredtoopen,buteyelidsdrooped.
Inadream,shefli...[阅读全文]

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The Man Who Escaped Episode 6

(2009-06-24 13:20:05)

Episode6Synopsis:AfterCokeescaped,hehidinafieldallday.Then,whenitgotdark,hewentintoasmallhouseinthecountry.Therewasanolddeafladyinthehouse.Shegavehimfood.TheyoungdetectivewhoarrestedCokefouryearsago,Baxter,leftLondonbytrain.ScotlandYard'sorderswere:"FindCokeimmediately!"Itwasacoldandmiserablenight.OnlyafewmilesfromthehouseCokewasin,twopolicemeninasmallvillagestationcouldhearthewindo...[阅读全文]

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Nostalgia - 怀乡思英译

(2009-06-19 09:57:09)

NostalgiaEasytowalkaboveaseaofclouds,buttoughtountiefromthehomesickthought.HardtoenjoyatthesametimethemoononbothEurasiasides,HowmanyfallsIhadwhentearswettedmybreast?五绝怀乡思bylanli7易行云海路，
难解望乡愁。
欧亚难同月，
湿襟几度秋。
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七绝一粒沙（汉译）

(2009-06-19 09:47:29)

七绝一粒沙(新韵）
一粒沙中观世界，野花里面看天庭。掌中握住无穷事，短瞬之间把永恒。
原文：
AGrainofSand
byWilliamBlake(1757-1827)Toseeaworldinagrainofsand
Andaheaveninawildflower,
Holdinfinityinthepalmofyourhand
Andeternityinanhour.
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熟读莎翁诗百首，不会商籁也会吟 41 - 50

(2009-06-18 12:43:06)

XLI.Thosepettywrongsthatlibertycommits,
WhenIamsometimeabsentfromthyheart,
Thybeautyandthyyearsfullwellbefits,
Forstilltemptationfollowswherethouart.
Gentlethouartandthereforetobewon,
Beauteousthouart,thereforetobeassailed;
Andwhenawomanwoos,whatwoman'sson
Willsourlyleavehertillshehaveprevailed?
Ayme!butyetthoumightestmyseatforbear,
Andchidethybeautyandthys...[阅读全文]

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熟读莎翁诗百首，不会商籁也会吟 31 - 40

(2009-06-11 08:27:25)

XXXI.Thybosomisendearedwithallhearts,
WhichIbylackinghavesupposeddead,
Andtherereignsloveandalllove'slovingparts,
AndallthosefriendswhichIthoughtburied.
Howmanyaholyandobsequioustear
Hathdearreligiouslovestol'nfrommineeye
Asinterestofthedead,whichnowappear
Butthingsremovedthathiddenintheelie!
Thouartthegravewhereburiedlovedothlive,
Hungwiththetrophiesofmylo...[阅读全文]

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熟读莎翁诗百首，不会商籁也会吟 21 - 30

(2009-06-03 13:50:16)

XXI.SoisitnotwithmeaswiththatMuseStirr'dbyapaintedbeautytohisverse,WhoheavenitselfforornamentdothuseAndeveryfairwithhisfairdothrehearseMakingacouplementofproudcompare,Withsunandmoon,withearthandsea'srichgems,WithApril'sfirst-bornflowers,andallthingsrareThatheaven'sairinthishugerondurehems.O'letme,trueinlove,buttrulywrite,Andthenbelieveme,myloveisasfairAsanymother'schild,thoughnotsobrightAsthosegol...[阅读全文]

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蒲公英

(2009-06-02 07:38:10)

蒲公英明黄鲜艳但非宠花，无人折摘示爱，也得不到亲吻落住花瓶。随风落长在前庭后院，却没人喜欢你的入住。早春亮出锯齿长叶，晚秋品味霜寒滋味。不嫌弃土地的贫瘠，不畏干旱,不怕水涝，有点阳光雨露就生叶开花。没有菊花攀高示人的风采，只能在草丛中贴着地面，躲过园丁轰鸣的旋刀，花茎和长叶常被剪，深根力助存活繁衍。春的草坪不再飘飞杀草剂，没两年你就[阅读全文]

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