蝶与花
花脉脉,蝶翩翩。你笑飞了羞涩,我吮解着馨渴。迷离了,红十日;去再舞,情一季。
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二月十号,一语贴了加西的诗。
看过他春光融融,花满家园的画面,非常羡慕。
而我的窗外是这番意境:
处处冰封处处寒,
沉沉阴冷锁芳颜。
唯余雪色迷花眼,
白色家园也是园。
七绝乡梦by加西
处处生机处处春,
蒸蒸阳气注芳魂;
千红万紫花迷眼,
锦绣家园梦里君!
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七绝融雪冰雪消融似淌溪,沿街顺势各东西。屋檐滴沥催时转,雪水滴流唤柳猗。
今天(二月十一日),元宵节刚过第二天,来了暖流,气温升到7摄氏度,雪开始融化。
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THEPERFECTSOLUTION
Jennifer'sweddingdaywasfastapproaching.Nothingcoulddampenherexcitement--notevenherparent'srecentnastydivorce.
HermotherhadfoundthePERFECTdresstowearandwouldbethebestdressedmother-of-the-brideever!
Aweeklater,Jenniferwashorrifiedtolearnthatherfather'snewyoungwifehadboughttheexactsamedress!Jenniferaskedhertoexchangeit,butsherefused.
"Absolutelynot,Ilookli...[
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七绝蜣郎
蜣郎上轨铆钉庄,澳府迎之苦若荒。环宇苍天虽远在,乌云为甚筑心墙。Thechafersmounttherailtoplayasspikes,Import'dit,Aussieshateitssurgewithanout-cry.It'sfararoundtheearth,theresurelyisanazuresky,Andhowcoulddarkcloudsmakeaheartedtie.
蜣螂:属金龟子类,俗名屎壳郎。喻愤世疾俗的人。曾用俏皮话(屎壳郎爬铁轨-充什么大铆钉!)笑讽“唯我独醒”者。
澳大利亚:一友曾讲一段故事:澳大[
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Itistrue..inthe21stCentury:
OurcommunicationWireless
OurtelephoneCordless
OurcookingFireless
OuryouthJobless
OurLadiesTopless
OurfoodFatless
OurlabourEffortless
OurconductWorthless
OurrelationLoveless
OurattitudeCareless
OurfeelingsHeartless
OurpoliticsShameless
OureducationValueless
OurfolliesCountless
OurargumentsBaseless
Ourbo...[
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TheinventoroftheHarley-Davidsonmotorcycle,ArthurDavidson,diedandwenttoheaven.
Atthegates,St.PetertoldArthur.'Sinceyou'vebeensuchagoodmanandyourmotorcycleshavechangedtheworld,yourrewardis,youcanhangoutwithanyoneyouwanttoinheaven.'
Arthurthoughtaboutitforaminuteandthensaid,'IwanttohangoutwithGod.'
St.PetertookArthurtotheThroneRoom,andintroducedhimtoGod.
GodrecognizedArthurandcom...[
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丫的,想折腾!!Bastard,youwanttoZ-turn!
咬丫的Bitethebastard's
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Danwasasingleguylivingathomewithhisfatherandworkinginthefamilybusiness.Whenhefoundouthewasgoingtoinheritafortunewhenhissicklyfatherdied,hedecidedheneededawifewithwhichtosharehisfortune.
Oneeveningataninvestmentmeetinghespottedthemostbeautifulwomanhehadeverseen.Hernaturalbeautytookhisbreathaway.
'Imaylooklikejustanordinaryman,'hesaidtoher,butinjustafewyears,myfatherwilldie,andI'llinher...[
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ShakespeareSonnetVI.Thenletnotwinter'sraggedhanddeface
Intheethysummer,erethoubedistill'd:
Makesweetsomevial;treasurethousomeplace
Withbeauty'streasure,ereitbeself-kill'd.
Thatuseisnotforbiddenusury,
Whichhappiesthosethatpaythewillingloan;
That'sforthyselftobreedanotherthee,
Ortentimeshappier,beittenforone;
Tentimesthyselfwerehappierthanthouart,
Iftenofthin...[
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