子曰:人不可一日无肉!子真的曰了!
虽然,子曰的这句话的详细时间已经无从可考,但是,地球人都知道,子真的曰了这句话!(但是这个“子”不是我们说的那个老古董孔子孔丘孔仲尼孔圣人,也不是孟子老子孙子瓶子盖子凡夫俗子,这个“子”就是学富五车自以为是的“牛子”。)
其实,杂食促进了人类的进步而肉则是杂食中的催化剂。吃肉使人强壮你看那老虎[
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第一:法国人
法国人诺查丹玛斯编造了1999人类大毁灭的谎言,忽悠了地球上纯真的60亿人。
第二:玛雅人
玛雅人编造了20121221世界末日的谎言,让地球上七十亿人吃撑了饺子。
第三:计算机狂人
计算机狂人编造了千年虫的谎言,让全世界有知识的人为之恐慌。
因此,法国人,玛雅人,计算机人这三种人,千万不能相信!
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现代的人类好愚昧呀!几千年前玛雅人的性爱日记,竟然被推断成为世界末日把大家给整得诚惶诚恐的。今天是个好日子,吃自己的饺子锅贴,让别人末日去吧!天堂地狱,谁爱去哪儿谁去哪儿,反正我哪里也不去!
我就在家里猫着,喝点小酒儿,啃倆猪蹄儿,拈几个茴香豆儿,嚼吧点儿花生米,整点儿腊八醋,弄个独头蒜,电视一看,音乐一听,眼睛一眯缝,来了,[
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本来,在1949年建国的时候,彭真、习仲勋、薄一波、高岗、徐向前等一批北方的开国元老们根据孔老师的理论“民以食为天”提议把国号定为《中华人民面条共和国》。因为面条在我们国家历史悠久源远流长还能充分表达中国人的创造性和想象力。但是以毛泽东、刘少奇、叶剑英、朱德、邓小平、彭德怀、刘伯承、贺龙、陈毅、罗荣桓等南方元勋坚决不同意,说如果[
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小的时候,不知道什么是代沟也不懂什么代沟不代沟的。就是觉得姥爷姥姥总管我,但是管的不是地方。倒不是他们说的不对,而是他们的想法和要求都是那么怪怪的。后来,上了大学,第一次听到这个特别高级的名词:代沟!当时,对这个名词也没有在意,即使知道了“代沟”的含义,也没有觉得代沟是一个什么大不了的事情。随着岁月的流逝,随着年龄的增长,我逐渐[
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现在只要看到“李叔”这两个字就想起了远在弗罗里达的李医生,忍不住地那个乐呀,笑呀,乐得我翻江倒海,灵魂出窍,笑得我苦不堪言,痛不欲生。
主要是补药和李医生的联系太紧密了,哈哈哈,李医生,你在他乡还好吗?
李叔,周末愉快!李医生,您老吉祥!
(千万别砸我,都是那个爱睡觉的“醒来已是黄昏”策划的,哈哈哈)
《版权天津话所有,翻[
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今天,在远离家乡的地方看到了这个,这个对我来说要多熟悉有多熟悉的家伙!
就是这个家伙,在我年少轻狂的时候,在中国陪伴我走过了大学的青葱岁月和研究生的艰苦日子:替我烧水,帮我做饭,给我取暖,这个我很多年春秋冬离不开的伙伴!
曾经多少次被学校的后勤处没收过,又曾经多少次被我走后门要了回来。因为这个家伙多少次被吓唬过,也因为这个家伙多[
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曾经是天不怕地不怕的我,现在也开始害怕了。我现在特别怕四种人。这四种人不是领导,不是老板,不是女人也不是长辈,而是以下的四种人。
1)第一种人是见了我就劝我进教堂唱圣歌读圣经信上帝的人:也不知道他们从哪里来的能量、胆量和有关上帝的知识,活了大半辈子才来美国,一张嘴他/她就是上帝的子民,一闭嘴就是哈拉路呀,信了上帝就可以进天堂,不信上[
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昨天晚上做了一个美梦:梦到自己和一帮朋友在北京喝燕京啤酒,啃炖猪蹄儿,吃的嘴上脸上手上油光光的,那个爽呀!于是,今天早晨一起床就奔越南店去买猪蹄儿了,回家炖黄豆猪手!
据说,猪手补钙养颜祛湿下火,黄豆是明目生津滋阴壮阳,黄豆炖猪手是既补钙养颜祛湿下火又明目生津滋阴壮阳。实乃冬令进补之佳品!
上午在家里自己炖了黄豆猪手,咱也滋一把[
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离我家不远的地方,有一个很大的公园儿(美国的公园都很大),绿草如茵祥和静谧,我没事儿的时候,尤其是夏天就喜欢晚饭后去那里溜达溜达,没别的意思,就是消消食儿,看看蓝天白云飞鸟落日陶冶陶冶情操。
不知道从哪天起,这个公园突然出现了一帮中国老头儿老太太。端着个茶杯的,拎这个塑料袋的,有拿把扇子的,有背个宝剑的,整个一帮大侠。
这帮[
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