什么叫幽默调侃?！关于回国娶美处女的跟帖

看得懂幽默者，看后哈哈一笑，舒筋活血，于身体裨益。
看不懂幽默者，和幽默较真儿，看后义愤填膺，伤身体。

23日那天侃出一篇《回国还能娶到二三十岁大专以上美处女吗》，是个幽默段子，目的就是逗乐，同时也在文中以一笔带过或者半句话带过的方式，暗喻了一些社会现象。得文学城论坛管理厚爱，贴在首页，日点击率数千，带来好多冷评。

本来，小的生怕国内的国人不解幽默之道，曾发怵是否也在国内网站发表。最后决定同时发表在北京一家博客网站的首页上，并未遭到任何恶评和谩骂。然而没想到，在这里，那么多北美中华人士却丝毫看不懂作者用意。是北美社会天生严重缺乏幽默感呢？还是北美华人社会终日操劳生计，计较小食品价位，久而久之将过去曾有过的那点儿幽默细胞也已裂变殆尽？

不管是什么原因，看来社会上缺乏幽默感，看不懂调侃，不解幽默之道的人，绝对是远比带有幽默脑细胞，不和幽默较真儿，看后哈哈一笑的人居多啊。以下是一部分和幽默叫板的跟帖──

跟帖1：“干干净净的女同胞怎么都不会看上你这个浑身冒沼气的家伙！”
跟帖2：“你以为你是谁？”
跟帖3：“哪来那股子腌za(月赞)味？”
跟帖4：“作者很欠扁！觉得你在侮辱中国的女性”
跟帖5：“小弟弟:先打自己两个嘴巴,漱完口我在告诉。你有几个侄女、外甥女，就算2个吧，她们的年龄在20-30之间？或者接近？她们算几分之几的鸡！什么混蛋的话都是可以相信的吗？！”
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文章发出三天以来，直到今天早上，只有一位名为“五彩童心”的读者，看懂了幽默，她跟帖说：“你们这些人怎么这么着急啊,我也是女同胞,看了标题,我也想骂他,但看了内容后,我觉得挺逗啊!看来还是北京人幽默!!”。人家也是位女士，令多少看逗乐生闷气的大老爷们儿们汗颜！

即便看了这篇体会，也请千万别当真，如果您幽默细胞不在的话。

由老哥XD张贴 @ 2007-11-25 09:42:07 (被阅读11000次)

[youli]

" One day, a talk show host tells a joke in TV show. One fat guy went to see a doctor and asked for suggestion for his diet plan. The doctor told him to eat 3 pcs bread every day. And he asked: Before meal or after meal? every people laughed when they heard this story from the talk show host. But some audience think the host didn't finish the story, so they write to the talk show host and ask him : eat 3 pcs bread before meal, or after meal? "

你知道吗 ? 哪个说这笑话的人被投诉, 还被 Human Right Commission 控诉到法庭, 罪名是歧视肥胖.

[laojie]

回复老哥XD的评论:本来好歹当你是可以有长进的，因此提醒了两句。这个评论竟是往下流走了。请好自为之吧。

[youli]

老哥, 不好意思, 我先斩后奏我先.
看了你的原帖, 很喜欢, 便把它转载中国雅虎漂在海外版, 让我也陪着你来挨砖头.

[wenjuyuan]

One needs a sense of difference between the following two words:

a sense of humour (= the ability to find things funny or make people laugh).

vulgarity --- the fact of being rude or not having good taste; a rude object, picture, etc.: She was offended by the vulgarity of their jokes. a pornographic magazine full of vulgarities.

[wenjuyuan]

Communication via the internet is different from the face-to-face communication. It takes greater efforts from both the writer and the readers to make it successful. If you think your sense of humor fails to reach your readers, it may be partly because your readers' sense of humor differs from yours in terms of appropriateness, and it may also be because your language style is too unique to be recognized as it is intended to mean. The causes are many and diverse. To say that the lack of sense of humor on your readers' side is the only cause is a proof of lack of imagination in you as a writer. So please continue to write to improve your rhetorical skills and, particularly, develope a better awareness of your audience, if you truly mean to write for them to enjoy.

[presidentlovemaomao]

第一次看到你的那篇文章，就觉得有点偏激。既然你自己有失偏颇，被姐妹们批判也是情理之中的。想不到你又搞出一篇为自己辩解，真是秽人不倦啊，呵呵。

我倒是觉得那些批评你的跟贴挺幽默的！

[我不是恐龙]

看那么多评论，好像很多出于女性之口，张嘴骂人用词可真够泼啊。那些女人是不是人们常说的那种举止不端庄，气质不优雅，连坐沙发上都把两个大腿往外劈的那种中年华妇啊？

好可怕耶！

[让我再爱你一次]

什么叫幽默？
是老哥写的那篇文章幽默呢？还是老哥写了篇幽默文章，大家都没看懂这事幽默呢？沉思半响也没有弄明白。

[龙鸟]

又一个千错万错都是别人的错，千对万对都是自己的对自恋博主

[pinkpony]

回复中那些张口就‘中华民族’，‘北美华人’的也太一棒子打倒一片了吧。以为自己是谁啊。。。

XD文章挺调侃的,不过有些字眼的确挺刺眼的。男的看了可能就赚一个乐呵，作为女性的我，看了觉得某些字眼很刺眼。

[pinkpony]

玉清清82 meimei够幽默！

[mychina]

中华民族本来就不是幽默的民族，即使是又点幽默也是表面幽默。你稍微外族一点的幽默就会招骂，其实，很多人看不懂你的帖子的。这事常有，我都习惯了。

[laojie]

一个相声演员，说了个没人笑的故事。不但不反省一下，该天弄个好的来，反而指责观众不懂幽默，

[老杨]

知道吗?我曾听到有的男式说,绝对不找那些年龄老大,没交过男朋友的女孩做长期伴侣的候选人,她们不懂得有滋有味的爱,至少比较单调.所以,那些曾经爱过,还在寻觅的女孩,不必担忧.只要你愿意付出真挚的爱,还是有人期待着的....

[laojie]

倘若是幽默，何必解释？又怎知“义愤填膺”不是”幽默“？

[玉清清82]

不是，咱们不懂幽默，实在是您老人家老拿那层膜说事儿， 实在缺乏男女平等的思想。

换个母系氏族 时代， 偶第一个振臂一呼，要姐妹们给男人们戴上贞操带，还给表现如您老这么好的同学立个贞节牌坊！
再来个30岁以下，美处男选美比赛，您来参加否？

这个也是幽默，您老接受吗？

[colourofwind]

Chinese live in North American is not necessary better than Chinese in china. they may only good at math or electronices. And even not smart, some is only study hard so can get a degree.

People i see in Canada, maybe work in a big company, with ralatively good pay. But still lives a very low standard life. lives in a big house, but don't have any furniture, let alone decorate the house. Even save money at grocery shopping, only buy cheap food.

I know some people live here for 10 years, never been to a movie, let alone go to conert. So i was thinking why chinese always complain, we can not fit into main stream society, it is not people don't accept you, it is you didn't do anything, or you don't have quality to do that.

But they won't admit that, they think they are better, one day when i said, i can not find a good place to eat when i have lunch with some chinese colleagues. , they all start to attack me, why you don't go back to China.

[金色的麦田]

说真的我当时看了标题,也不想进来,但后来看了内容感觉挺逗的。正想夸两句呢，一看大伙儿的留言，吓得不感吱声了。

[999ggg]

俺和你有同感。太多的所谓精英扎堆到北美，就算混出头了，却混杂了不同的文化在脑子里，不见得全都是精华，有的也就邯郸学步了。显示在国内苦读挣扎，又经过了在此间的痛苦的再生，很多人已经成了怪物。幽默需要文化环境，你老理解一下吧。我在国内的时候看的很多海龟，有了位置后，整个就一个精神暴发户，本质上并不比不识字的大款强多少。这倒像是另一种幽默。