卢岩回忆录
本人的回忆录，宗教文化
话说张三郎像似着了魔一样，拿着那把4500克的破铜锤日夜向南走。第三天的黄昏时分，他来到了一处四面环山的低洼地。下去之后，他果然看见了一个墓地，但这座墓是新的，刚刚竣工，墓碑上没有字。张三郎感觉奇怪，“谁把这样一个豪华的坟墓建在了这个像似蓄水池似的低洼地。
It is said that Third Wolf Zhang was like a possessed man, holding the 4500-gram rotten copper hammer and walking south day and night. At dusk on the third day, he came to a low-lying area surrounded by mountains. After going down, he saw a cemetery, but the tomb was new and had just been completed. There was no word on the tombstone. Third Wolf Zhang felt strange, who built such a luxurious tomb in this low-lying area that looked like a reservoir bottom.
俗话说，“胆大莫过于张三郎！” 他抡起锤子就向无字墓碑砸了下去！锤子被反弹得差点飞了出去。只听巨响在天空中回荡，紧接着天空多处出现了雷暴。他心里想，“昊天雷！第一次经历！不好！要下雨了！若是下起了暴雨，不出两个时辰这地方就得被洪水淹没！” 张三郎毫不犹豫，嘭嘭就是两锤子，只听见呼隆的一声，坟塌了，露出个金丝楠木棺材。打开棺材一看，里面果然有两本书。他仔细查看，这个墓地就只有这口棺材值钱，别的都不值什么钱，也拿不走。这时下雨了。张三郎抱着两本书，爬了上来，找了个雨浇不着的地方把书藏好了。回去想搬那口棺材，但棺材太重，地又滑，他搬不上来。于是他找了些藤条，把那口棺材绑在了墓地牌坊的柱子上之后，才上来避雨。
As the saying goes, "No one’s gut is bigger than Third Wolf Zhang!" He swung the hammer and smashed it at the wordless tombstone! The hammer bounced back and almost flew out. There was a loud noise echoing, and then thunders and lightnings appeared in many places in the sky. He thought to himself, "Sun God Thunders! First time experiencing it! No! It's going to rain! If it rains heavily, this place will be flooded in less than four hours!" Third Wolf Zhang didn't hesitate and banged with two hammers. With a loud bang, the tomb collapsed, revealing a Phoebe Zhennan Wood coffin. When he opened the coffin, he saw that there were indeed two books inside. He checked carefully and found that only this coffin was valuable in this cemetery. The others were worthless and could not be taken away. It was raining at this time. Third Wolf Zhang climbed up with the two books and found a place where the rain could not reach and hid the books. He went back to move the coffin, but the coffin was too heavy, and the ground was slippery, so he couldn't move it up. He found some rattan, tied the coffin to the pillars of the tomb archway, and then came up to shelter from the rain.
第二天早晨，张三郎向附近的村里人打听那个墓地。村里没人知道那里还有个什么墓地。于是他雇了一伙有马车的人，带着那口棺材就回家了。
The next morning Third Wolf Zhang asked the villagers nearby about the cemetery. No one in the village knew there was a cemetery there. So, he hired a group of people with a carriage and took the coffin home.
2. 非予取之争 Dispute of No Offer Fetch
族里的人发现张三郎领着几个人和一辆马车回来了，也跟到了张族长家看热闹。三郎让车夫把车直接停到了客厅里。张夫人好奇地掀开车上的盖布一看，立刻火冒三丈，说：“你真去盗墓了！盗就盗了，你偷什么不好，偏偷棺材！你把尸体放哪里了？这是国王的棺材，人家知道了肯定会发兵来杀我们！”
张三郎辩解道：“这是智慧方舟，里面没有尸体，就只有这两本书！”
The people in the tribe found that Third Wolf Zhang had returned with a few people and a carriage, and they followed to the Chef Zhang's house to watch the fun. Third Wolf asked the driver to park the carriage directly in the hallway. Mrs. Zhang curiously lifted the cloth on the carriage and immediately got furious, saying: "You really went to rob a tomb! You rob it, but why did you steal the coffin? Where did you put the corpse? This is the king's coffin. If people know about it, they will send troops to kill us all!"
Third Wolf Zhang defended: "This is the Intelligence Ark. There is no corpse in it, only these two books!"
张夫人怒吼：“胡说八道！非予取就是偷！”
张三郎又辩解道：“这是我父亲（太昊）的财产！”
Mrs. Zhang yelled: "Nonsense! Non-offer fetch is stealing!"
Third Wolf Zhang defended himself again: "This is my father's (Sun God’s) property!"
后迎接出来的张族长听明白了：“啊！看我老了，为我准备了一口棺材！这我可得好好看看！”他掀开车上的盖布一看，也是立刻火冒三丈，开始一边找他的法杖一边叨咕：“我们家四世三公，怎么养出来你这样一个不孝的畜生！我一生克己奉公！你用那样一口豪华的棺材来埋我，就是要毁坏我一辈子经营起来的好名声！”这就乱起来了，张夫人和其他的家人赶忙去拦他，不让他打三郎。”
Chef Zhang, who was greeted out afterward, heard and understood: “Ah! Seeing that I am old, a coffin has been prepared for me! I must take a good look at it!” He lifted the cloth on the car and was furious instantly too. He started looking for his staff and muttered, "How could our family, with three publicans for four generations, raise an unfilial beast like you? I have devoted my life to serving the public! You bury me in such a luxurious coffin, just to destroy the good reputation I have built up all my life!" This caused chaos, Mrs. Zhang and other family members hurried to stop him from beating Third Wolf.
