美国的奇迹医学成就

法国医生说：法国医学如此发达，我们移植肾脏手术的病人6周就开始找工作了。
德国医生说：那算什么？我们移植肺脏手术的病人4周就去找工作了。
俄国医生说：那还是不如我国医学先进。我们可以切除移植半个肺，病人手术后2周就去找工作了。
美国医生说：你们都太落后了，我们最近将一个没有出生证的无脑人（no-brainer)选入了白宫，结果一半美国人都去找工作。

（注：这是美国第一届全国茶话大会（tea party convention）上Joseph Farah质疑奥巴马总统资格的笑话。因为美国宪法规定必须是美国出生的美国公民才能竞选总统，而据说奥巴马找不到证明他在夏威夷出生的出生证。）

笑话二：
问：奥巴马和上帝有什么共同的地方？
答：他们都没有出生证。

[唵啊吽]

回复HCC的评论:
Tea Party made the joke and C-Span broadcast it. Please feel free to sue them for defaming. Wish you a successful legal action.

[HCC]

To 唵啊吽:

There are jokes that are funny, and jokes that are defamatory. The ones above do not fall in the former camp.

[HCC]

To rancho2008:

The Hawaii Department of Home Lands already explained: there's no difference between the so called "long form" or "short form." You only need one to prove where you were born. Hawaii's governor Linda Lingle already confirmed the legitmacy of the birth records. She was a Republican supporting McCain, by the way.

This is a complete non-issue. But the biased eyes will never see the truth, even when given the facts right in front of them.

[cornerstone]

共和党很有才, 克林顿的时候揪住拉链不放，然后推出小布什；现在又抓住出生证做文章，然后再推出一个很小布什一样伟大的总统。美国人民真幸福啊。

[步常剑]

真有点怀疑O8M的政治能力。搞一个出生证明就那么难吗？

[ingodwetrustforever]

Many people born in the contryside in China do not have a birth certificate.

[wisemax]

不知道作者如何翻译 Tea Party？那是一个简单的茶会吗？Tea Party 是美国独立革命的先驱组织，是反对英国政府的苛政的民间反抗组织。如今共和党保守派组织新 Tea Party，大有公开向奥巴马政府叫板的势头。

[自在解脱]

另一个共同点：穆斯林不怪，就狠狠地教训他们！

[lizecn73]

The teabaggers are the real 'no brainers' who provoked by the right wing conservative media like "Fox". Regardless whether Obama's foreign policy towards China is right, he is probably one of the most intelligent US Presidents of all time, just like Clinton but with higher integrity and moral standard. Stupid Americans just don't know how to appreciate what a wonderful leader they have gotten. If you go to the tea party, you will see full of provocative speech with no substaintial contents. Look at our cazy people in the Cultural Revolution in the past, that is what teabaggers are like now.

[samliu99]

没看出有什么相同的地方，一个是主，一个是奴。

[唵啊吽]

回复HCC的评论:
Public figures are subject to joke, that's a reality.Those who cannot take a joke are living in a miserable world, regardless real or imaginary.

[rancho2008]

To NCC,

That birth certificate posted on the Internet is not the one they ask for. They want Obama to show the long form of the Hawaii birth certificate which Obama has so far never produced. Hawaii state during the time could issue Certificate of Live Birth (the type on the Internet) to people who were born outside the state. Those people want to see the long form which has the name of the hospital and the doctor.

[vwbeetle]

好!
好!
好笑话!

[HCC]

http://www.fightthesmears.com/articles/5/birthcertificate
and
http://www.factcheck.org/elections-2008/born_in_the_usa.html

Sometimes I wonder if you live in an imaginary world.