婉拒

昨天，有网友为俺们这种苦命人写了个歌词《等待》(我还曾经错把这种形式当成一种新潮诗体，很蠢很土鳖啊）。我觉得，虽然作者说这个歌词题是赠给所有match的朋友们，但歌词中用了我爱用的“贼船”的典，更象是专门写给我看的，所以我就不客气地把它转过来了。原帖链接如下。http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=200811&postID=38292

如果原作者有意见，不妨QQH过来，我会赶紧拿掉。在歌词的后面，贴上一些我被婉拒的信，以示我屡被拒屡申请的决心。见过有人展示伤疤的都知道，只需要把衬衫往上一拉，显示一部分伤疤就能说明问题了。我这些信也只是我所接到的婉拒信的一部分，稍微秀一秀伤口，自怜一下，也让正准备走这条路的人看看这种信是啥个样子。

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等待 2008-11-20 23:37:27 （写给match的朋友们。祝你好运！）

大约的冬季
风雨凄凄
曾经的等待
如同此刻的你

一次次的婉拒
心沉入黑暗的最底
望穿的双眼
只求
一份遥远的应许

聪明如你 才思如你
来路如此漫长
不眠的夜
青春离我们飞逝远去
船上又如何？
每一刻都是失足的恐惧

相信我 船儿会为你停泊
只要你不离不弃
相信我 等待的不过是冬季
花开时
与你船上相聚


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婉拒信：

ERAS Application [e-mail]
Thank you for submitting your internal medicine residency application to the Fuld Campus of Capital Health System for the 2009 - 2010 academic year.
Regrettably, we shall not be able to offer you a residency interview this year. Our office has received many applications from individuals who have many fine qualifications and we are unable to meet with all of them.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX, M.D. / sk
Program Director

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Dear Riverside,

We would like to thank you for your interest in our residency program. We have reviewed your application in detail, and regret to inform you that we are unable to shortlist you for an interview.

We thank you once again for your application, and wish you well in your search for a residency program.

Sincerely,

XXXX XXXX, MD

Program Director

Combined Internal Medicine-Psychiatry Program

SIU School of Medicine

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Your Application to WPIC, Pittsburgh [e-mail]

Message

Dear Applicant to WPIC

Thank you for your interest in this program. We have reviewed your application.

It is a pleasure to review so many excellent applications from so many outstanding candidates. Unfortunately we can only offer an interview to less than one fifth of those who apply.

As you are aware this program is highly competitive and receives hundreds of applications for 13 slots.

I am afraid that on this occasion we are not in a position to be able to offer you an interview. Unfortunately, due to time constraints, we are unable to give individual feedback on your application.

I know this may come as a disappointment to you but I hope that you have had an excellent Holiday Season and a really successful 2009.

May I take this opportunity to wish you the best of luck with your other applications and interviews.

Take care

Dr. XXXX XXXX MD

Director of Residency Training,

WPIC, UPMC, Pittsburgh, USA

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[e-mail]
Message Dear Candidate,
Your application for a PGY - I position at Jackson Park Hospital Family Medicine Residency Program has been reviewed by the Selection Committee. Unfortunately, your credentials do not meet our selection criteria for an interview at our Program.
Thank you.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX
Program Coordinator

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Interviews [e-mail]
Message This is to inform you that our interview process at Bronx-Lebanon Hospital Center-Department of Psychiatry is now closed for the academic year 2009-2010.

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Your Application to Rush-Copley [e-mail]
Message Dear Applicant:
On behalf of our faculty and administrators, I would like to thank you for applying to the Rush-Copley Family Medicine Residency Program in Aurora Illinois. Our interview committee has completed its review of your application, and regret to inform you that we will not be extending an invitation to interview with our program. We hope you understand that we have received almost 600 applications this year and can only grant interviews to about forty candidates.
We wish you the best of luck pursuing your dream of completing your medical education.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX, M.D.
Program Director
Rush-Copley Family Medicine Residency
Aurora, Illinois

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Thank You [e-mail]
Message Cambridge Hospital / Cambridge Health Alliance
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Dear Applicant,
Thank you for your interest in our program. Your application has been reviewed and regretfully we are unable to invite you for an interview. With so many outstanding applicants for our 2009-10 positions, we are often forced to turn away many qualified applicants. We wish you well in your pursuit of a residency program and in your future career.
Best Regards,
Internship Selection Committee
Department of Medicine

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Genesys Family Medicine Residency Program [e-mail]
Message Thank you for your participation in the pre-interview telephone experience we conducted with you recently.
We have carefully considered your application for a position with our Family Practice Residency Program. We regret to inform you, however, that we are unable to grant you an interview with our program.
We appreciate your interest in Genesys Regional Medical Center and wish you success in your pursuit of a residency position with another program.
Sincerely,
Genesys Family Medicine Recruitment Committee

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Genesys Regional Medical Center telephone contact request 11/28 [e-mail]
Message The Family Medicine Recruitment Committee at Genesys Regional Medical Center has reviewed your ERAS application and is interested in contacting you via telephone to review your application materials as a pre-interview experience.
We would like to contact you on November 28, 2008 between 3:00pm and 4:30pm Eastern Time Zone (ET).
Please kindly reply to this email regarding your availability to participate
in this telephone experience and provide us with a telephone number where we can contact you.
We look forward to speaking with you and getting to know you beyond your paper application.
Sincerely,
The Family Medicine Recruitment Committee
Genesys Regional Medical Center

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Internal Medicine Residency [e-mail]

Message

Dear Internal Medicine Applicant:

Thank you for your interest in the Internal Medicine Residency programs at Mount Carmel Health System in Columbus, Ohio. We realize that the application and interview process is expensive and time consuming for you. Unfortunately, because of the large number of applications, we are unable to offer you an interview. I do, however, wish you the best of luck in your search for residency training.

Sincerely,

XXXX XXXX, M.D.

Program Director

Internal Medicine Residency

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Date
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From University of Toledo [e-mail]
Message 11/10/2008
Dear Dr. XXX:
Thank you for applying to the University of Toledo General Psychiatry Residency Program. Your application and credentials for training in adult psychiatry have been carefully reviewed. However, we regret we are unable to extend an interview with our program at this time.
The University of Toledo College of Medicine Psychiatry Program continues to receive many more applications than it has educational opportunities. Unfortunately, a number of well-qualified candidates must be denied appointments each year.
Should you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me at your convenience by e-mail or by phone [phone] (M-F 8:30a to 5:00p EST).
On behalf of Dr. XXXX XXXXand the University of Toledo Department of Psychiatry, we would like to again thank you for applying to our program. We extend to you our best wishes for securing the program and training you desire.
Sincerely,
Ms. XXXX XXXX
Residency Coordinator
University of Toledo
Department of Psychiatry

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Chestnut Hill Hospital [e-mail]
Message Dear Applicant:
Thank you for applying to our family practice residency program.
Your application was reviewed and a determination made that an interview
would not be offered. There are several things the review board looks at when making this determination - USMLE scores, transcripts, supporting letters, interest and enthusiasm towards family medicine - are just a few.
We sincerely appreciate your interest in becoming associated with our
hospital. We regret that this response cannot be more favorable, and we
wish you well in locating the opportunity you desire.
Again, thank you for your interest in our program and good luck
with your residency search.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX,
Program Director
Chestnut Hill Hospital
Family Practice Residency Program

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Application for Family Medicine Residency Program [e-mail]
Message We have reviewed your ERAS application and regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you an interview.
Our program generally receives over 100 applications per position. Obviously, we cannot interview each applicant. It is our goal to really get to know the candidates, and we have determined that interviewing only 5 to 6 candidates for each position allows us to do that. When selecting candidates for an interview, the committee considers multiple factors including standardized test scores, prior training, amount and types of prior clinical experience, career goals, letters of reference and other qualitative measures.
We do appreciate your interest in our program. Best wishes as you go forward with your search.

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The Reading Hospital and Medical Center Family Medicine Residency Program [e-mail]
Message Dear Doctor:
After careful consideration of your application, the Residency Selection Committee regrets that we are unable to offer you an interview or to consider your application any further. We wish you well in your graduate medical education.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX, M.D.
Director, Family Medicine Residency Program

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From 11/13/2008 01:21 PM Tufts-New England Medical Center [e-mail]
Message Thank you for your recent application to our categorical internal medicine training program. Our committee has reviewed your folder and unfortunately we are unable to offer you an interview. The large number of applications (over 1500) prevents us from offering interviews to many qualified applicants. We wish you the best of luck in your future career and good luck in the match.
XXXX XXXX, MD
Vice-Chairman of Medicine
Tufts-New England Medical Center

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Date
Subject
From 11/13/2008 12:48 PM [e-mail]
Message Due to the large number of candidates applying to our program this year, we are unable to offer you an interview.
Thank you for your interest in PinnacleHealth Hospitals and we wish you the best of luck in finding a position.

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Dear Applicant:

Thank you very much for your interest in our Psychiatry Residency Program at

the Indiana University School of Medicine. After reviewing your application

for 2007 the selection committee is unable to grant you an interview at this

time. We wish you all the best in your search for a psychiatry residency

program.

Sincerely,

XXXX XXXX

Education Manager

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Subject: Application to Family Medicine Program, TTUHSC - Lubbock

From: "XXXX"

Date: Tue, November 7, 2008 7:59 am

To: [e-mail]

Priority: Normal

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We have received your application to our program and appreciate your interest.

However, you have not been selected for an interview.

Thank you.

11/06/2008 05:00 PM [e-mail]
Message Dear Applicant:
Thank you for applying to the Internal Medicine residency training program(s) at Staten Island University Hospital. Although your application was notable, unfortunately we are unable to offer you an interview for the primary care residency training program at this time. Our program has received almost 3,000 applications for residency training, making the selection process for interviews very competitive. Regrettably, we are unable to grant each candidate an interview. Please be assured that we give each application very serious consideration.
I want to wish you all the success in your career endeavors.
Sincerely yours,
XXXX XXXX, M.D., F.A.C.P.
Associate Director of Medicine
Residency Program Director, Internal Medicine
Director of Student Education, Dept. of Medicine
Staten Island University Hospital
Clinical Assistant Professor of Medicine, SUNY-Downstate
Office #: [phone]
Fax #: [phone]

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Date
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From 11/08/2008 08:55 AM UTMB Austin Application Status [e-mail]
Message University of Texas Medical Branch - Austin
Internal Medicine Residency
601 E. 15th Street
Austin, Texas 78701
Dear Applicant:
Thank you for your interest in our program. Unfortunately, on the basis of your application, you have not been selected for an interview. However, we will keep your application on file.
We wish you the best of luck in your search for a residency position.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX
Program Coordinator
AMEP - Internal Medicine

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11/06/2008 08:02 AM Application Status [e-mail]
Message Thank you for applying to the Family Practice Residency Program at Penn State/Good Samaritan Hospital. We have had a large response of applicants to our program (over 700 applicants for 6 positions). Our Candidate Selection Committee has reviewed all these applications including yours. I regret to inform you that you have not been selected to interview with our residency program.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX, Residency Coordinator
Penn State/Good Samaritan Hospital
Lebanon, PA

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SUNY DOWNSTATE

Dept. of Internal Medicine

Box 50

450 Clarkson Avenue

Brooklyn, NY 11203

November 03, 2008

Dear Applicant:

Your application has been received and carefully reviewed by our Selection

Committee, and I regret you will not be granted an interview for a

Preliminary/Categorical position for this academic year. We received such a

large number of applications this year that we simply cannot accommodate all

the qualified candidates.

Thank you for your inquiry into our program.

Sincerely,

XXXX XXXX, MD

Program Director

1403521305

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11/03/2008 01:32 PM Application Status [e-mail]

Thank you for your application to the Internal Medicine Residency Programs at St. Joseph Hospital in Chicago, Illinois. The Selection Committee has filled all of our allotted interview slots and, unfortunately, we are not able to offer you an interview at this time. However, we maintain a waiting list for each interview date and may contact you in the future if interview slots become available due to cancellations, etc.

We wish you all the success in the upcoming match. Again, thank you for your interest in our residency programs and for your participation in the application process.

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[e-mail]

Thank you for your application to the Internal Medicine Residency Programs at Saint Joseph Hospital in Chicago, Illinois. The Selection Committee has completed its review of your application and, unfortunately, we are not able to offer you an interview at this time.

We wish you all the success in the upcoming match. Again, thank you for your interest in our residency programs and for your participation in the application process.

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Department of Internal Medicine

Dear Candidate:

We have reviewed your application submitted to the Internal Medicine

Residency Program at Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center-El Paso. Due

to the competitive nature of the applicant pool and the limited number of

slots available for prospective residents, we regret to inform you that, at

this time, we must decline an offer to interview you.

Thank you for your interest in our Residency Program and best wishes in your

pursuit of future professional endeavors.

Sincerely,

XXXX XXXX

Residency Program Director

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From 10/24/2008 02:38 PM Thank You for Applying [e-mail]
Message Thank you for applying to the Temple University/Conemaugh Valley Memorial Hospital Internal Medicine Residency Program in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.
I reviewed your application and regret to inform you that you were not selected for an interview.
I wish you all the best as you pursue your residency training.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX, MD
Program Director

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10/23/2008 08:26 PM Jackson Memorial Hospital Family Medicine Program, [e-mail]

Message

Thank you for giving us the opportunity to consider you for our Family Medicine Residency Program at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Unfortunately, we will be unable to offer you an interview.

We have been very deliberate in our selection and after careful thought have chosen individuals to interview who had the specific combination of background, experience, and disposition we thought essential for the position. Such decisions are always difficult especially with the caliber of each of the applicants, yourself included, who applied for the position. (We have received over 1000 applications so far.)

We wish you success in your goal to obtain a family medicine residency position as well as success in all your future endeavors.

Thank you again for your interest in our Family Medicine Residency Program.

Sincerely,

XXXX XXXX, M.D.
Program Director
Family Medicine Residency Program

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Application to Mayo Rochester [e-mail]
Message Thank you for your interest in our Adult Psychiatry residency program. Your application and credentials for training in adult psychiatry have been carefully reviewed. We regret to inform you that we are unable to grant you an interview within Mayo School of Graduate Medicine Education at this time.
The Mayo Clinic College of Medicine continues to receive many more applications than it has educational opportunities. Unfortunately, a number of well-qualified candidates must be denied appointments each year.
We extend to you our best wishes for securing the program and training you desire.
Sincerely,
XXXX XXXX, M.D.
Training Director, Adult Psychiatry Residency Program
XXXX XXXX, M.D.
Associate Training Director, Adult Psychiatry Residency Program

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Dear applicant,

Thank you for forwarding your application to us for consideration for a PGY-1

position. We regret to inform you that due to the large number of applications

we received this year and the limited number of candidates we can interview,

you have not been selected for an interview. Thank you again for your interest

in our Psychiatry Residency Program.

Sincerely,

XXXX XXXX, MD

Director, Psychiatry Residency Program

Advocate Lutheran General Hospital

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View Message details

Thank you for your application to the Internal Medicine Residency Program at

Saint Joseph Hospital in Chicago, Illinois. We are very fortunate this year

to have an extremely large and well qualified applicant pool for our residency

programs and receive many, many telephone calls and e-mails daily from

applicants that would like to know the status of their application. While we

would like to respond to each inquiry, our applicant pool is so large that

responding to inquiries about the status of applications is not feasible and,

indeed, further slows the application review process. Please note that

invitations to interview are extended promptly via e-mail. If you do not

receive e-mail from us, a decision to offer you an interview has not yet been

reached. Applicants that will not be offered an interview are promptly

informed, as well.

Again thank you for applying to our program and thank you for your patience as

our Selection Committee continues to review applications.

Sincerely

XXXX  XXXX
Residency Program Coordinator
Department of Medicine
Saint Joseph Hospital

[板板]

回复riverside的评论:
毛主席说‘凡事就怕认真二字’（他老人家还真的说过，少见啊在我说话的时候），请看——

riverside 在疲惫 留言于：2008-11-13 18:52:16
好诗啊，送歌坛找人谱个曲？

我推理了一哈好像。就记得小曲了，所以说...

[riverside]

你不能这么欺负人。我说是诗，你纠正我说那叫歌词。现在我同意那叫歌词了，你又说那东西是诗。还说我倒打什么的。
看下面的铁证：

http://blog.wenxuecity.com/blogview.php?date=200811&postID=37174#mark

板板 评论于：2008-11-21 02:26:36 [回复评论]
河边：这个风格叫歌词吧。我下一篇作品你不回不地道啊。如果你忽悠我，就更不地道了。

riverside 评论于：2008-11-20 18:49:24 [回复评论]
你的诗好象有点共同的PATTERN，可以自创一派了。想当初，打油诗就是那么创出来的，现在多流行。

[板板]

回复riverside的评论:
倒打一...
是大侠你先说是歌词的呀。
还来讽刺我

[riverside]

我这儿风水不好，贴在你园子里本来是挺好的歌词，转贴到我这儿被指是酸诗。叹气。

[板板]

这诗怎么这么酸啊。没有灵气儿的说
打回去从写！这是给医生们写得信啊，要有品味。

婉拒信最正常不过了。那时候俺也是，每天守着EMAIL，等来的都是拒绝的信。EMG不容易。
Best of luck!