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在精神科经常能见到病人自认为是林冲，是观音大士，或者是法轮大师，最多见的还是觉得自己是耶稣再生。有一天，精神科办了个小组治疗活动，请一些病人过来。正活动着呢，有个精瘦的小个子窜上桌子，大呼“俺是耶稣！”，不巧的很啊，同组还有另一个病人也觉得自己是耶稣，更麻烦的是这个人长得虎背熊腰，跟江湖上传说的老飘体型差不多，至少二百多磅。“老飘”也跳上桌子，熊眼圆睁，逼视着小个子，恶狠狠道“洒家才是耶稣！”小个子大吃一惊，以前哪见过这阵势啊。不过，这小子来得还真快，脑筋一转，说出一句话来，差点把边上几位笑喷了：“那我就是婴儿耶稣！”滑稽的是，从那以后，这瘦小子再也不提自己是耶稣，一门心思认定自己是婴儿耶稣了。
英文版（内容更丰富）：
Baby Jesus
It is a very common theme among the schizophrenic patients, bipolar manic patients, and patients with psychotic symptoms to think that they are the God, Jesus Christ, Jesus second, Jesus reappear, or Holy Prophet Muhammad, messenger for Jesus and so on. Most "normal" people, especially those well trained professional mental health workers, regard these beliefs as part of the patient's hyper-religious grandiose thought. How can we prove that we are right and the patients are wrong in believing they are the God or the prophet? How do we know that Muhammad is a true prophet and that what he heard from the God is real, and not just auditory hallucination or plain malingering? How do we know that Jesus has really existed in the past, exists now, and will exist forever? We can show no proof, just like no psychotic patient can show a proof. Interesting enough, Muhammad and the psychotic patients all believe that what they heard is true. The difference is some psychotic patients with better insight can realize at times that what they heard were in fact hallucination, but Muhammad had never mentioned that he could be hallucinating and what he held true might just be the effect of some wired substance that he happened to ingested for God who knows what reason.
Any way, when most people believes that there is a God, we who do not believe will simply agree that the other people has a freedom to believe in something that can not be proved to be existing, as long as this belief is regarded to doing good, not doing harm to the society. We will not and we do not dare to label those religious people as hallucinating.
For those who do not like boring discussion, here is a hilarious story:
Once upon a time, there was a mental health clinic. All kinds of interesting patients come and go, some believed himself be Michael Jordan, some believed himself to be Bill Gates, and, not surprising at all, there are a couple of them believed themselves to be Jesus Christ. On one day, a group meeting is hold in the clinic for these patients. A pretty short and thin guy suddenly jumped onto the table and announced to the group that he is Jesus. He has done this before, and never had a problem. But unfortunately it is different this time, because there is another guy in this group also self identified as Jesus. Even more unfortunately, the second guy is much taller and stronger than the first guy. The big guy jumped onto the table too, stared into the small guy’s eyes and confronted: “I, am Jesus!” This is really surprising for the small guy, he stunned there for few seconds, and then replied firmly “then I am baby Jesus!” The doctor holding the group almost burst into laughter for this fast and clever response. “It seems that he still has some insight.” , the doctor thought. Since that day, that guy was kind of cured; he never claimed he was Jesus again. Instead, he has truly believed that he was Baby Jesus, and he has lived happy since then, forever.
That is the story of the creation of a Baby Jesus. —The end.
