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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell crocodile?

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that\'s wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it\'s H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn\'t have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I\'m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with I.

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, I am.

MILLIE: All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father\'s
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why
his father didn\'t punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don\'t have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on My Dog is exactly the same
as your brother\'s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it\'s the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.


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