天堂里的邂逅（笑话，译文）

天堂里的邂逅【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proof read过

 

Meeting in Paradise

 

In paradise, two guys were waiting in Saint Peter’s 【2】waiting room.

“Do you see the highway down below? I was driving my big sports car at over 270 km/h (= 168 miles/h) when I hit that tree. And you? What did you do to end up here in Heaven?”

“Me? I was taking a little nap under the same tree.”

 

天堂里的邂逅

 

在天堂里，两个家伙在圣彼得【2】的接待室里等着。

“你看到下面那条高速公路了吗？我开着我那大马力的跑车以270公里/小时（=168 英里/小时）的速度撞上了一棵树。你呢，你怎么上天堂来这里的？”

“我吗？我正在那棵树底下打盹儿呢。”

 

【1】. p. 43-44. RENCONTRE AU PARADIS. 1000 Blagues . Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.

【2】. Saint Pierre (French name)

Saint Peter is the common gatekeeper figure. – Gemini explains.

Saint Peter: Originally named Simon, he was one of the Twelve Apostles of Jesus and is considered a first-century leader of the early Christian Church.  – Google explains.