惩罚的闪电[1]
译自德文by me, 英文由Gemini proofreading过。
The lightning bolt of punishment
Two priests are playing golf. One is having a bad day and misses one shot after another.
Every time he says: "Shit, missed again."
"You shouldn't curse, my brother," says the other, but it doesn't help.
"God will punish you if you keep cursing like that."
It doesn't help.
In the end, a dark cloud appears, a lightning bolt strikes and hits the other priest.
A voice from heaven says: "Shit, missed again."
惩罚的闪电
两个牧师在打高尔夫球。其中一个的一天都很沮丧，一杆接着一杆都没有把球打进靶坑。
每一次，他都咀咒：“大粪，又没击中。”
另一个牧师就说：”老兄，您可别老骂街。”但是不管用。
"要是您老这样骂街，上帝会惩罚您的。”但是还不管用。
末了，一片黑云压城，一束闪电骤起，恰恰击中另一个牧师。
天堂里传来一个声音：“大粪，又没击中。”
[1]. p. 36. Der Blitzstrahl der Strafe. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
