水管工和简单的解决方法[1]（笑话，译文）
译自德文 by me, 英文由Gemini proofread过
The Plumber and the Simple Solution
A plumber goes to see a doctor because he has back pain. The doctor gives him pills and says, "If it doesn't get better, please come back in two days." A week later, the pain is still there.
On Sunday, a water pipe breaks at the doctor's home, and he immediately calls for emergency service.
The plumber with the back pain arrives. He opens the basement door, and the water is already on the third-to-last step of the stairs. He opens his toolbox, takes out two pieces of sealing paste, throws them in the water, and says to the doctor, "If it doesn't get better by tomorrow, please call me again."
水管工和简单的解决方法
一个水管工因为背痛去看医生。医生给了他几片药就说：”如果不见好，两天后您再回来找我 “ 。一个星期过后，他的背还是痛。
星期天，；医生家的水管破裂，他立刻给救急服务公司打电话。
背还在痛的水管工登门救急。他打开地下室门，发现水已经没过从地面上开始数的第3节台阶。他打开工具箱，取出堵漏涂料，涂在水下破裂的管子上，说：“如果明天还在漏水，请再给我打电话。”
[1]. p. 62. Der Klempner und die einfache Lösung. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
