Here\'s a list full of Blonde jokes.

Here's a list full of Blonde jokes...


How Blonde was she??? She was Soooooooo Blonde...

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

At the bottom of an application where it said "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

Under "Education" on her job application, she wrote "Hooked On Phonics."

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She studied for a blood test.

She sold the car for gas money.

When she missed the #44 bus she took the #22 bus twice instead.

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

She thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company!