英文三字经

从父亲节想到窦燕山，想到三字经

 

2004-06-21 08:59:04 于 婚姻生活

 

那天看到这个笑话，再译一下，一搏一笑。


三字经 英文翻译

人之初：At the beginning of life,
性本善：sex is good.
性相近：Basically, all sex is the same,
习相远：but it varies with each individual on their ways as how it is done.
苟不教：If this art is not carefully taught,
性乃迁：sex will leave us.
教之道：The essence of mastering it,
贵以专：is to make love whole-heartedly with only one person.
昔孟母：Once the great mother, Mrs. Meng,
择邻处：is very picky on choosing neighbors to seek good sex.
子不学：Her son doesn't know the importance of the study,
断机杼：she cuts off his dick.
窦燕山：Dou Yan Shan, the Famous
有义方：owns a very effective medicine.
教五子：And teaches his five sons how to benefit from it,
名俱扬：all of them are well known of their sexual ability.
养不教：If you have children but don't teach them,
父之过：it is all your fault as a father.
教不严：If they are not taught hands on in school,
师之惰：The teacher must be indulged with his own sexual excitements.
子不学：Whoever refuses to study this,
非所宜：is making a serous mistake.
幼不学：If you don't learn it early in your childhood,
老何为：you don’t know what to do when getting older.
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your instrument, even it is jade like
不成器：it won't become a treasure the opposite sex dying for.
人不学：Everyone must learn sex,
不知义：Otherwise no one can by no means enjoy its sweetness