My hairy son - 老三的一则笑话 (有图有真相）

"Roland, did you wash your hair?" 7岁的儿子刚洗完澡出来。由于他总是忘记洗头，当妈的我总要关心这么一句。

"Yes!" Roland 不假思索地回答。

由于这个儿子有不用洗发水的前科，于是老妈不放心地追问："Did you use shampoo?" 

"Yes!, I also used conditioner this time!" 这次儿子语带骄傲。

"Oh, good boy!" 老妈终于放下心来，由衷地表扬一下。

期待着妈妈更多的赞美，儿子自豪地provided more details:"I put conditioner all over my body."

???

比老三大两岁的老二这时忍不住笑："Why do you put conditioner on your body? It's for your hair!"

"For my hair? What does it do to my hair, Mom?" Roland 疑惑又有点尴尬地问。"I thought my skin is rough, I want it to be smooth."

我一想，都是我这个当妈的疏忽，只要求他们用这个，用那个，却从来没告诉他们为什么："Conditioner provides nutrients for your hair. So your hair will grow strong and heathy." 

我话音未落，Roland变色惊呼： "OH! NO! MY BODY HAIR!!!"