代表Class 2012大学毕业生家长给子女的恭贺信

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Dear XXX,

Congratulations to you for the big step in your life! Your mom and I have been waiting for this since you left home for college in the summer of 2008. You should feel proud of yourself for the hard work during your college career. 

While you are dreaming your freedom in the near future, I would like to discuss a little bit of your personal finance situation once you start your new job. My only purpose for this discussion is to make you ready for the real world.

Your starting salary is about 65K annually. Uncle Sam will count all pennies, and they are subjected to Social Security tax (also called as payroll tax): 65000*6.2%=4030. ( Currently it is 4.2% because of stimulation for economy, normally it is 6.2%.)

MA  income tax: (65000-8000)*6%=3420. (I remember the MA deduction is 8K per person, and the tax rate is 5.95%, if not higher.)

You federal tax is estimated as following:

Assuming you put 6% income(3900 dollars) into your 401k to get all match-up benefit, your W-2 form will show your annual income: 65000-65000*6%=61100

On your 1040EZ form, the total of your standard deduction and per-capital deduction is about: 5700+3300=9000. Therefore, your taxable income is 61100-9000=52100.

Your federal tax: 9144 for single. (Congratulations, you are in 25% tax rate bracket, higher than dad and mom.:).)

(For single, taxable income between 35350-85650 is for 25% rate. I am sure you will have AMT to deal if you take itemized deduction. LOL.)

This is what you will get from your pay check annually: 65000-4030-3420-3900-9144=44506, i.e. 44506/12=3708 per month.

If you consider Roth IRA, which you should because of its long-term tax benefit, that is 5000 annually, and monthly 416. So your monthly available income is: 3708-416=3292. 

 

Not bad. Your mom and I have been living on a budget of about 4000 dollars per month during last 4 years, and we managed to pay mortgage and your brother's school cost. See, countryside is a better place to raise a family, and your mom and I made a right choice to move from Boston to the countryside in Illinois.

Enjoy your poor city-girl dream. Don't feel depressed if you could not come out with the money to buy ticket to fly back to see dad and mom. Your mom and I are willing to buy you ticket, and we will keep your room as it was when you were home, and prepare delicious fish and organic vegetable when you are tired and want to have a nap at dad and mom's side.

Love,

mom and dad

[A-mao]

回复mayl的评论:
嗯，我也觉得是。

[A-mao]

回复Blue.Crab的评
哈哈，女儿知道老爸的英文水平。这个早就送出去了，当然数字有改动。父母和孩子的互动更多的是调侃。我的用意更多是开女儿的玩笑。但更多的人似乎注重温情。

[mayl]

I think Blue Crab was a bit too polite.

[Blue.Crab]

A good first draft! You might want to correct your grammar mistakes and punctuations before sending it out.