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儿子是pokemon card迷。有了几十张还不够，一直觊觎着姐姐的几十张。可这姐姐也是人大心性还没长大，就是要留着自己玩。高兴了，还和弟弟trade几张。姐姐平常都放在自己的抽屉里，弟弟看不见，也就没动那心事。昨天可好，姐姐玩完了，居然就放在自己房间的书桌上。弟弟先到家，隔着房门看见了，自然是遛进去，挑了张“值钱”的。恰好这时姐姐回家，姐弟俩是吵翻了天。弟弟自然是理亏，把卡还给姐姐，自己气得关起门来，等老爸老妈帮忙呢。
到吃晚饭的时候了，老爸一看儿子没来，忙问怎么回事，女儿才说明前因后果。老爸只好上门让儿子下来，好说歹说，让儿子开了门，一起下楼。老爸知道这卡的事，还是不提为上，毕竟是儿子没理。谁知这儿子一看老爸不帮，脾气照发，不吃饭！老爸说：“You better eat your dinner. Otherwise, you may have no time to play with your friend later.”
儿子正等借口呢，这不，就一扭头，回自己房间去了。
老爸一看，计上心来：悄悄走到大门口，把门打开，揿了一下门铃，再把门故意弄出点声音，大声说：“Spencer(儿子朋友的名字，天天来找儿子玩video game.), XXXX has not finished his dinner. You can come later.” 然后是关门的响声。
老爸回到厨房，女儿笑弯了腰，悄悄给老爸说：“That's how you trick him? You are cheating!”
儿子在楼上听到了大门口的事，气得大发脾气，跳脚呢，整个房子都震动了。老爸和儿子以前有条款：跳脚，损害房子，每次罚款十块。所以，老爸二话没说，上楼，打开儿子的房门，把他的小被子拿起来，牵着儿子下楼，送到garage: “Ok, you are going to sleep here tonight since you damamged my house.” 然后，把儿子关到了garage。
儿子干嚎了一阵子，看老妈也没有解围的意思，就干脆不哭了。等没了动静，老爸给老妈一个眼色，老妈就去garage: “Enough now? Go to say sorry to your daddy.”
“Daddy is not going to let me in.”人家还是有自知之明。
“Your choice, either sleep in the garage or 10 dollars penalty.” 老爸发话了。
一听要交十块的罚款，心痛啊，又哭起来了。老爸老妈由他哭。没人睬，人家干脆跑到楼上哭。老爸吃完了晚饭，上楼，看见人家躺在走廊里，两眼看着天花板发呆呢。
“Any decision yet? I am waiting. Now I am going to take a shower. After shower, you have to tell me your decision.”
老妈上来，接着说：“You better pay 10 dollars. I can take the money out from your money bag.”
“No! You can't make decision for me. ”人家还是有“当家作主”的气慨的。
等老爸洗完，出来一看，人家把money bag里的钱全倒出来，在数钱呢。看老爸出来，给了老爸十块：一张五块，三张一块，还有一把coin。他那张2-dollar的票子是无论如何不给老爸地。
“Ok, now, you can sleep in your room tonight. ”老爸也懒得和他论理，就走开了。儿子也随老妈出门，和小朋友一起骑自行车去了。
晚上老爸从办公室回来，儿子一脸高兴：“I found 20 dollars in the draw I lost long time ago.”
老爸知道他前不久丢了２０块，八成是和他老妈借来借去，搞忘了。估计八成是老妈给他的补偿，也懒得管他们的事。问了一下儿子：“How much do you have now? You paid 10 dollars penalty today. So you can pay me more penalty in the future, huh.”
儿子把钱取出来，数了一遍，整７０呢。老爸从自己钱包里掏了５块给他：“This is what I owe you for the tooth.(儿子刚掉了一颗牙。我们的合同是他天天摇下来，不用牙医拔，就奖励５块，外加toothfairy的两块，是７块钱一颗呢。）。 You better not waste your money like today. ” 老爸顺手把两块钱的硬币给了女儿。
都说头上长两个旋涡的孩子比较横。看来俺和儿子的“战争”将是一场“持久战”。
（８／２１／２００７）
到吃晚饭的时候了，老爸一看儿子没来，忙问怎么回事，女儿才说明前因后果。老爸只好上门让儿子下来，好说歹说，让儿子开了门，一起下楼。老爸知道这卡的事，还是不提为上，毕竟是儿子没理。谁知这儿子一看老爸不帮，脾气照发，不吃饭！老爸说：“You better eat your dinner. Otherwise, you may have no time to play with your friend later.”
儿子正等借口呢，这不，就一扭头，回自己房间去了。
老爸一看，计上心来：悄悄走到大门口，把门打开，揿了一下门铃，再把门故意弄出点声音，大声说：“Spencer(儿子朋友的名字，天天来找儿子玩video game.), XXXX has not finished his dinner. You can come later.” 然后是关门的响声。
老爸回到厨房，女儿笑弯了腰，悄悄给老爸说：“That's how you trick him? You are cheating!”
儿子在楼上听到了大门口的事，气得大发脾气，跳脚呢，整个房子都震动了。老爸和儿子以前有条款：跳脚，损害房子，每次罚款十块。所以，老爸二话没说，上楼，打开儿子的房门，把他的小被子拿起来，牵着儿子下楼，送到garage: “Ok, you are going to sleep here tonight since you damamged my house.” 然后，把儿子关到了garage。
儿子干嚎了一阵子，看老妈也没有解围的意思，就干脆不哭了。等没了动静，老爸给老妈一个眼色，老妈就去garage: “Enough now? Go to say sorry to your daddy.”
“Daddy is not going to let me in.”人家还是有自知之明。
“Your choice, either sleep in the garage or 10 dollars penalty.” 老爸发话了。
一听要交十块的罚款，心痛啊，又哭起来了。老爸老妈由他哭。没人睬，人家干脆跑到楼上哭。老爸吃完了晚饭，上楼，看见人家躺在走廊里，两眼看着天花板发呆呢。
“Any decision yet? I am waiting. Now I am going to take a shower. After shower, you have to tell me your decision.”
老妈上来，接着说：“You better pay 10 dollars. I can take the money out from your money bag.”
“No! You can't make decision for me. ”人家还是有“当家作主”的气慨的。
等老爸洗完，出来一看，人家把money bag里的钱全倒出来，在数钱呢。看老爸出来，给了老爸十块：一张五块，三张一块，还有一把coin。他那张2-dollar的票子是无论如何不给老爸地。
“Ok, now, you can sleep in your room tonight. ”老爸也懒得和他论理，就走开了。儿子也随老妈出门，和小朋友一起骑自行车去了。
晚上老爸从办公室回来，儿子一脸高兴：“I found 20 dollars in the draw I lost long time ago.”
老爸知道他前不久丢了２０块，八成是和他老妈借来借去，搞忘了。估计八成是老妈给他的补偿，也懒得管他们的事。问了一下儿子：“How much do you have now? You paid 10 dollars penalty today. So you can pay me more penalty in the future, huh.”
儿子把钱取出来，数了一遍，整７０呢。老爸从自己钱包里掏了５块给他：“This is what I owe you for the tooth.(儿子刚掉了一颗牙。我们的合同是他天天摇下来，不用牙医拔，就奖励５块，外加toothfairy的两块，是７块钱一颗呢。）。 You better not waste your money like today. ” 老爸顺手把两块钱的硬币给了女儿。
都说头上长两个旋涡的孩子比较横。看来俺和儿子的“战争”将是一场“持久战”。
（８／２１／２００７）
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