父亲的骄傲(笑话,英、中译文)
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Father’spride[1]
Whiledringkingcoffee,theproudfatherboastsabouthowwellhisone-year-oldsoncanalreadyspeak.
“Rubi,sayrhino!”
Theboycrawlstothetable,holdsthetableleg,standsup,looksaroundskepticallyandasks“towhom?”
父亲的骄傲
骄傲的父亲在喝咖啡时夸他一岁的儿子已经能说得很好。
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出生时的惶惑(笑话,英、中译文)
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Confusionatthebirth[1]
AloisHuberandhiswifeResialreadyhavethreegirlswhenResiispregnantagain.
Thetimefordeliveryisnear,andResiisalreadyinthehospital’sdeliveryroom.
Aloisisinformedandrushestoher.Ashearrivesinthedeliveryroom,themidwifecomesoutwithhisbaby[2].
Herushestoherwithhappiness,shoutingabouthisnewbornand...[
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6月里每天炒或蒸的菜
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技术进步(笑话,英、中译文)
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Technicalprogress[1]
AGermanpeasantandaTexasfarmermeetatalargeinternationalagriculturalfair.Thepeasantboasts:
“IfIdrivemytractoraroundmyentireland,ittakesawholeday!”
TheTexasfarmerlaughswithaheavyaccent:
“Well,ifIckdrivemytractoraroundmypropertyonce,ittakesaweek!”
Thepeasantrespondsthoughtf...[
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荷花
吴冠中说“人们歌颂荷花是出于污泥而不染”。
下面是几张荷花的照片:
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修理小电扇
刚买的小电扇(内有充电电池,可用usb-c线与电源充电),还没用,掉在地上,就摔坏了,与其说不小心,不如说质量不好,一分钱一分货,8刀的东西。电机连着扇叶,还在那里张牙舞爪。气死人。
电扇的正负两级摔断,固定电扇的塑料(+-符号的右边,圆的黑塑料)摔断:
所以要1.焊接正负极;2.用胶把电机固定在摔断的部位上。
用剥线钳(26AW[
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超级瀑布蓝矮牵牛花开视频(18秒=8.7天)
TimeLapseVideoofBloomofPetuniaSuperCascadeBluein18secondsfor8.7Days
4:04am,6/14/2025-8:04pm,6/19/2025
546pictures
Camera:NikonD300S
Interval:15minutes
Video:29.97frames/second
Software:LightRoomv5.6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yswqVTsuwks
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长春花花开延时视频(9秒=2.9天)
TimeLapseVideoofBloomofVincaTitanin9Secondsfor2.9Day
deepseeksaid:
VincaTitan花(长春花'Titan'品种)简介
中文名:长春花'泰坦'(或音译为“文卡泰坦”)
学名:Catharanthusroseus'Titan'(或Vinca'Titan')
基本特征
植物类型:多年生草本,常作一年生栽培。
株高:约...[
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超级瀑布蓝矮牵牛花开视频(13秒=7.5天)
TimeLapseVideoofBloomofPetuniaSuperCascadeBluein13secondsfor8.5Days
deepseeksays:
PetuniaSuperCascadeBlue(超级瀑布蓝矮牵牛)
特点
花色:独特的深蓝色带紫色调,花瓣边缘略呈波浪形,色彩鲜艳且富有层次感。
花型:大花品种,直径约7-10厘米,花量密集,盛开时形成瀑布般的垂吊效果。
习性:一年生草本,喜阳光充足、温暖[
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Jesusheals[1]
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AnIrishman,aDaneandaGermanarestandinginabar.ThedooropensandinwalksJesus.
“Icanhealbylayingonofhands”,heannounces.
ImmediatelytheIrishmansays,“Hereismytenniselbow!”
Jesusplaceshishandontheelbow.“Super!”criestheIrishman.“Thepainisgone!”
TheDaneapproachesJesusandsays,“Healmyneck,it&rs...[
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