Jesus heals [1]
Translated from German by xia23
An Irishman, a Dane and a German are standing in a bar. The door opens and in walks Jesus.
“I can heal by laying on of hands”, he announces.
Immediately the Irishman says, “Here is my tennis elbow!”
Jesus places his hand on the elbow. “Super!” cries the Irishman. “The pain is gone!”
The Dane approaches Jesus and says, “Heal my neck, it’s really bothering me.”
Jesus healed the Dane with a pat, and then turns to the German.
“Don’t touch me,” German quickly says, “I’m still on 6 weeks’ sick leave!”
耶稣治病
一个爱尔兰人，一个丹麦人和和一个德国人在酒吧里站着。门忽然开了，耶稣走了进来。
“我能用我的手治病”，耶稣发誓。
爱尔兰人迫不及待地说，“我的打网球的胳膊肘！”
耶稣把手放到他的胳膊肘上。“盖了帽儿了!" 爱尔兰人喊出声来，”立刻不痛了！“
丹麦人走到耶稣面前，说，“救救我的脖子，我可受够了！“
耶稣拍了拍他的脖子他就不再抱怨了，然后他走到德国人面前。
“千万别碰我“，德国人急忙表示，”我现在还有我那6个星期的病假呢！“
[1]. p. 9. Jesus heilt. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
