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(2025-11-04 07:54:23)
猎人的一枪【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过Hunter'sShotAnannouncementwaspostedinalocalprovincialnewspaper:“ThehunterwhofiredonmywifelastSaturday,mistakingherforastag,canputhismindatrest.ShewasburiedlastThursday.”猎人的一枪一项声明发表在当地的省级报纸上：那个在上星期六把我太太看成一只公鹿而开了一枪的猎人可以把此事忘却了。我的太太在上星期四已经安葬了。【1】.p.45...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-04 07:50:23)
室外菊花开花延时视频35秒（=16天）TimeLapseVideoofBloomofchrysanthemum(菊花)in35Secondsfor16Days下面的简介是deepseek提供的：菊花，中国传统名花之一，因其清寒傲雪的品格与深厚的文化底蕴，被誉为“花中四君子”（梅、兰、竹、菊）之一。以下是对菊花的简要介绍：基本特征 植物分类：菊科菊属多年生草本植物。 花期：多为秋季（9-11月），故称“秋菊”。 花型与颜[阅读全文]
(2025-11-03 09:51:25)
搭顺风车的人【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheHitchhikerAtruckdriver,ontheroadinthemiddleofthenight,catchessightofawhiteforminhisheadlights,deepintheforest.Hestopshistruck,getsout,andinvestigates.Acompletelynakedmanistiedtoatree.“Whathappenedtoyou?”thetruckdriverasks.“Oh,itwashorrible!Thehitchhikersstoppedme.Iwantedtohelpthemwithsomenicepearsbecausetheydid...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-03 07:48:19)
仙客来花开延时视频14秒TimeLapseVideoofBloomofCyclamenPersicum(14Secondsfor1.4Days)deepseek的简介如下：中文名称：**CyclamenPersicum**的中文正式名为仙客来，俗称有萝卜海棠、兔耳花、一品冠等。简介：仙客来是报春花科仙客来属的多年生草本植物，原产于地中海沿岸地区（如希腊、叙利亚等地），而非波斯（伊朗），但“Persicum”意为“波斯的”，这与其最初的植物学分类历史[阅读全文]
(2025-11-02 08:30:48)
在沙漠里【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过IntheDesertIntheDesertInthemiddleofthedesert,twoEnglishmencomeacrosseachother.Afterstaringateachother,oneofthetwosays:"Cambridge【2】?""ImperialCollegeLondon【2】,"thesecondanswers."Ooh!Sorry,"thefirstonesays.AndthetwoEnglishmenpursuetheirwayinthefurnaceofthedesert.在沙漠里故事发生在沙漠里，两个英国人碰到了...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-02 07:59:02)
看看欢快的蟹爪兰 TimeLapseVideoofBloomofZygocactustruncatus(蟹爪兰)in10Secondsfor3.4Day 8:15am,10/29/2025-6:04pm,11/01/2025 316pictures Camera:Canon20D Interval:15minutes Video:29.97frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbdJbigAgm4 [阅读全文]
(2025-11-01 09:31:28)
一首小诗【1】（笑话，译文） 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 Poem Asmallpoem,itismorethanafunnystory. MisterWindwantstoimpressameadowflower.Forthisimpression, thewindsetsoffagale,ahurricane,andevenasupercyclone. “Sowhat?”thewindasksthesmallmeadowflower. “Sowhat,none,”thesmallfloweranswers. “ButwhatmustIdotoimpressyou?” &ldq...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-31 08:47:53)
天堂里的邂逅【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
MeetinginParadise
Inparadise,twoguyswerewaitinginSaintPeter’s【2】waitingroom.
“Doyouseethehighwaydownbelow?Iwasdrivingmybigsportscaratover270km/h(=168miles/h)whenIhitthattree.Andyou?WhatdidyoudotoenduphereinHeaven?”
“Me?Iwastakingalittlenapunderthesametree.”
天堂里的邂逅...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-30 07:49:57)
鸟贩子【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过BirdSellerWilfriedcomestocomplain.Heisgoingtoseethesellerwhohadsoldhimaparrotwhichthesellerhadcertifiedtolivefor20years.“Theparrotdiedyesterday,”Wilfriedsays.“Thatmeansthattheparrotwas20yearsoldyesterday,”thebirdselleranswers.鸟贩子威尔弗里德去抱怨。他要找那个卖给他一只鹦鹉而且认证过这只鹦鹉能活20年的鸟贩子算账。&...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-30 07:22:39)
蟹爪兰在1天里开花的延时视频14秒TimeLapseVideoofBloomofZygocactustruncatus(蟹爪兰)in14Secondsfor1Day蟹爪兰的英文是Christmascactus。它也被称为Thanksgivingcactus（感恩节仙人掌）或Zygocactustruncatus。 Christmascactus：这是最常见的英文名称，因为它的花期通常在圣诞节前后。 Thanksgivingcactus：这是另一个常用的名称，因为它的花期有时在感恩节（通常是十一月）前后开始绽放。 https://www.youtube.com/watch[阅读全文]
