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闪电与雷鸣（3个短视频）
(2025-09-08 09:38:57)

闪电与雷鸣（3个短视频） 可以直接用鼠标击时间点（蓝色数字）进入视频的闪电或雷鸣，这样可以省时间。 1. LightningandThunder Evening,9/6/2025 Videocamera:FDRAX53 Lightningat:0:09 Thunderat:0:16 Lightningisat7x340m/s=2.38kmaway 2. LightningandThunder Evening,9/6/2025 Lightningat:0:10 Thunderat:0:28 Lightningisat18x340m/s=6.12kmaway 3. Lightning...[阅读全文]
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度假的后遗症（笑话，译文）
(2025-09-07 09:32:53)
度假的后遗症【1】（笑话，译文）译自德语bymeAvacationwithConsequenceJürgenandUwearetalkingaboutthevacation.Uwesays:“Jürgen,forthelastthreeyears,Ihavealwaysfollowedyouradvicetowhereeveryouhaverecommended”“In2008,IwasinBahamas–andmywifegotpregnant.”“In2009,IwasinHawaii–mywifewaspregnantagain.”“In2010,IwasinCaribbean–mywifewaspregna...[阅读全文]
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公务员（笑话，译文）
(2025-09-06 09:41:04)
公务员【1】（笑话，译文）译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheCivilServantAcivilservantlimpsasheentersthebus.Thebusdriverhelpshimintohisseat.Thedriverasks,“WhatcanIdoforyou?”Theofficersays,“Pleaseputmyleftlegontheseatacrossfromme.”Thebusdriverdoes.“Andplease,myotherleg,too.”Thedriverhelpshimagain.“Couldyouputacushionbehindmyback?”Thedriverputsthecu...[阅读全文]
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长腿(笑话，译文）
(2025-09-05 10:18:44)
长腿【1】(笑话，译文）译自德语byme,英文由geminiproofread过TheLongLegsAmanwithincrediblylonglegs,aboutfivemetersinlength,goestoseeadoctor."HowcanIgetmylegsshortened?"heasks.Thedoctorreplies,"Gotothewellinthemagicalforest.Amagicfroglivesthere.Askhimtomarryyou,andifhesays'yes,'yourlegswillbeshortenedbyonemeter."Themangoestothewellandasks,"Willyoumarryme?"Thefrogr...[阅读全文]
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地上的东西（笑话，译文）
(2025-09-04 10:51:05)
地上的东西【1】（笑话，译文）译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过ThingsontheGroundAlittleboynamedFritzcheniswalkingwithhisgrandmother.Hesays,"Grandma,there'saEuroontheground!"Hegoestopickitup,buthisgrandmasays,"No,whatisontheground,youdon'tpickup."Theycontinuewalking.Fritzchenshoutsagain,"Grandma,therearetwoEuros!"Grandmasays,"Peoplearenotallowedtopickupa...[阅读全文]
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打字打错地址(笑话，译文）
(2025-09-03 10:43:45)

打字打错地址【1】(笑话，译文） 译自德语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 TheOutsmartingofTime AmarriedcouplewantstoescapetheGermanwinterandbooksaweekintheSouthSea【2】.Unfortunately,thewife'sflightisadaylaterthanthehusband'sduetoprofessionalreasons.Thehusbandfliesasplanned. Arrivingthere,hegoestohishotelroomandsendshiswifeanemail.However,hemakesatypointheemailaddress,sotheme...[阅读全文]
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时间上的斗智(笑话，译文）
(2025-09-02 10:10:23)
时间上的斗智【1】(笑话，译文）译自德语byme，英语由Geminiproofread过eAnOutwittingofTimeMr.andMrs.Müllerarequarrelingandaren'tspeakingtoeachother.Atdinner,Mr.Müllerhandshiswifeanotethatsays:"Ihaveanappointmenttomorrow.Pleasewakemeupat9a.m."Thenextmorning,Mr.Müllerwakesupandit'salready10:30a.m.!Hefindsanotenexttohim.Itreads:"It's9o'clock.Youmustgetupnow!&...[阅读全文]
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误解(笑话，译文）
(2025-09-01 09:24:55)

误解【1】(笑话，译文）译自德语byme，英语由Geminiproofread过TheMisunderstandingAhusbandandwifearehavingbreakfast.She:"Ibetyoudon'tknowwhatdaytodayis."He:"OfcourseIdo."(Heleavesfortheoffice.)At10a.m.,abouquetofflowersarrives.Atnoon,aboxofchocolates.Andat3p.m.,anexpensivepieceofcloth.Thewifeisveryhappyandcallsherhusband."Darling,thankyousomuch!I'veneverbeensogoodatpre...[阅读全文]
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八月份里每天给自己蒸的菜
(2025-08-31 08:19:00)

八月份里每天给自己蒸的菜西红柿西黄柿都是我自己种的：[阅读全文]
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【星坛综艺会17期】改变不了女人，改变照相机（照片和视频）
(2025-08-30 13:11:54)

【星坛综艺会17期】改变不了女人，改变照相机（照片和视频） 我知道我改变不了女人，我知道我能改变相机。 Nikon数码相机分成2部分：头部和身部： 两架照相机，一架完全坏了，按下快门，Err出现在LCD屏上，轻微的呲呲声可以从相机里出来，根本没法拍照（这是今年6月发生的）。我判断是镜子坏了，因为每张照片都照全，只是有阴影，说明镜子照相时落得不及[阅读全文]
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