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The Sex of A Fly
(2009-04-15 10:17:06)

1.TheSexofAFlyAwomanwalkedintothekitchentofindherhusbandstalkingaroundwithaflyswatter."Whatareyoudoing?"Sheasked."HuntingFlies"Heresponded."Oh.!Killingany?"Sheasked."Yep,3males,2Females,"hereplied.Intrigued,sheasked....."Howcanyoutellthemapart?"Heresponded,"3wereonabeercan,2wereonthephone."
2.TheRabbitAladyopenedherrefrigeratoran...[阅读全文]
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云霞在天边
(2009-04-13 10:26:28)

云霞在天边像天上的彩霞出现，在不期而遇的地方，是色彩绚亮的斑斓，卷起心澜的浪漫，对视拂去心头陌生的瞬间，全籍命运脚步随意的摆蹒。
任红李粉桃英蝶枝头，有期为遇地徘徊在拂地的园柳。无形的身影把记意逗留，若能到红线人的簿目前梦游，便可撩解天真和现实距离的烦愁，但早露的谜底未免淡薄了对迷茫情趣的追求。
新的机遇总会再来，纷想水到渠[阅读全文]
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莎氏流泪的六首商籁
(2009-04-06 08:04:58)

XXIX.When,indisgracewithfortuneandmen'seyes,
Iallalonebeweepmyoutcaststate
Andtroubledeafheavenwithmybootlesscries
Andlookuponmyselfandcursemyfate,
Wishingmeliketoonemorerichinhope,
Featuredlikehim,likehimwithfriendspossess'd,
Desiringthisman'sartandthatman'sscope,
WithwhatImostenjoycontentedleast;
Yetinthesethoughtsmyselfalmostdespising,(11)
HaplyIthinkont...[阅读全文]
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英语中 friend 的一些谚语和用法
(2009-03-27 11:47:40)

Afriendincourtisbetterthanapennyinpurse.
与其囊中有钱,不如朝中有人。
Afriendinneedisafriendindeed.
患难之交,才是真朋友。
Afriendtoallisafriendtonone.
滥交者无友。
Afriendtoeverybodyisafriendtonobody.
滥交者无友。
Betweenfriendsalliscommon.
朋友之间不分彼此。
fair-weatherfriend
可共安乐而不可共患难的朋友;酒肉朋友
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受不了媒体恣意使用英语双关
(2009-03-26 13:45:01)

Pardonme,doeshemeantwhathesaid?
ThePastor'sAss
Thepastorenteredhisdonkeyinaraceand
itwon.
Thepastorwassopleasedwiththedonkey
thatheentereditinthe
race
again,anditwonagain.
Thelocalpaperread:
PASTOR'SASSOUTFRONT.
TheBishopwassoupsetwiththiskindof
publicitythatheordered
the
pastornottoenterthedonkeyinanotherrace.
Thenextday,thelocalpaperhe...[阅读全文]
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据说，这是剑桥测试大脑是否灵活的方法
(2009-03-26 09:21:42)

BrainStuff..FromCambridgeUniversity.
Olnysrmatpoelpecanraedthis.
IcdnuoltblveieethatIcluodaulacltyuesdnatnrdwhatIwasrdanieg.Thephaonmnealpweorofthehmuanmnid,aoccdrnigtoarscheearchatCmabrigdeUinervtisy,itdeosn'tmttaerinwhatoredrtheltteersinawordare,theolnyiprmoatnttihngisthatthefirstandlastltteerbeintherghitpclae.Thersetcanbeataotlmsesandyoucanstillraeditwouthitaporbelm.Thisisbcuseaeth...[阅读全文]
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金发女乘务员巧用“给”字得螃蟹
(2009-03-25 13:21:10)


CrabsonaplaneAmanboardedanairplaneinNewOrleanswithaboxoffrozencrabsandaskedablondestewardesstotakecareofthemforhim.Shetooktheboxandpromisedtoputitinthecrew'srefrigerator.Headvisedherthathewasholdingherpersonallyresponsibleforthemstayingfrozen,mentionedinaveryhaughtymannerthathewasalawyer,andproceededtorantatheraboutwhatwouldhappenifsheletthemthawout.Needlesstosay,shewasannoyedbyhisbehavi...[阅读全文]
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春雏
(2009-03-25 07:41:39)


春雏
残雪秃树晨鸟鸣，树头穴雏叫声惊。等来翠枝已头盖，丰羽强翅飞不停。
1今天早上，听见树上鸟巢的雏鸟尖叫不停，想叫回外出觅食的母鸟开早饭。2音律：用平仄交替的步韵，上下相对，平韵。
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洋人的夕阳红
(2009-03-24 13:36:42)

ROMANCE
Anoldercouplewerelyinginbedonenight.Thehusbandwasfallingasleepbutthewifewasinaromanticmoodandwantedtotalk.Shesaid,"Youusedtoholdmyhandwhenwewerecourting."
Wearilyhereachedacross,heldherhandforasecondandtriedtogetbacktosleep.
Afewmomentslatershesaid,"Thenyouusedtokissme."Mildlyirritated,hereachedacross,gaveherapeckonthecheekandsettleddowntosleep.
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七绝 黑雪
(2009-03-20 14:03:57)

黑雪碌碌车轮白雪黛，天边山岭远尘埃。尘归大地茵茵漫，款款黄花远近开。
DrivingonhighwayonmorningofMarch13,Sat.,Isawsnowpiledbytheroadwascoveredbydirt.
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