lol!!如此座上宾:)))
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淡泊明志，宁静致远
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(2007-02-22 11:38:40)
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爱情“咒语”作者：唐韧 朋友讲了个关于爱情的笑话。她的文科女学生给一个理科男学生写了一封情
书，抄了那首汉乐府：“上邪！我欲与君相知，长命无绝衰。山无陵，江水为
竭，冬雷震震，夏雨雪，天地合，乃敢与君绝！”那个男生怎么都不明白她写的
是什么，拿着去问同班同学，竟无一人能解，有人说，觉得像是“一个咒语”。
朋友劝她的学生：[阅读全文]
(2007-02-21 12:52:56)
爱的珍贵作者：郑衍文编译
很久以前，大海深处有座孤岛。岛上生活着很多人，有幸福，有悲伤，有知
识，还有爱。岛上的人和谐相处，生活得平和而恬静。有一天，大家得知孤岛即
将沉没，所有的人都忧虑起来。大家赶快建造船只，希望在岛沉没之前离开。
但是，爱却没有这样做。他在忙着帮助别人，直到岛开始下沉，他才意识到
危险。爱决[阅读全文]
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Fargoisa1996filmcreatedbybrothersJoelandEthanCoen.ItissetintheUpperMidwest(theopeningandclosingscenesaresetinNorthDakotaandtherestinMinnesota,USA)andtellsthetaleofacarsalesman(WilliamH.Macy),whohashiredtwohitmen(SteveBuscemiandPeterStormare)tokidnaphiswife(KristenRudrud)foraransomof$1,000,000thatsetsoffachainofmurdersintheregion.
FargowontwoAcademyAwardsin1996—forBestScreenplayandanother...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-14 11:34:48)
AmericanBeauty
isa1999dramafilmthatexploresthemesoflove,freedom,beauty,self-liberation,existentialism,thesearchforhappiness,andfamilyagainstthebackdropofmodernAmericansuburbia.ThefilmwasthescreendebutforwriterAlanBallanddirectorSamMendesandstarredKevinSpaceyandAnnetteBening;allfourwerenominatedforOscars.In1999itwonfiveAcademyAwards,includingBestPicture.
ThescoretoAmericanBeautywascomp...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-14 08:14:57)
MenVs.Women,Round3
QuestionAnswerWhydomenfartmorethanwomen?Becausewomenwon'tshutuplongenoughtobuilduppressure.Whydidcavemendragtheirwomenaroundbythehair?Becauseifyoudragthemaroundbythefeettheyfillupwithdirt.WhydidGodgivemenpenises?Sowe'dalwayshaveatleastonewaytoshutawomanup!Howisawomanlikealaxative?Theybothirritatetheshitoutofyou.WhydidGodgivewomennipples?Tomakesuckersoutofmen.Whyarehango...[阅读全文]
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MenVs.Women,Round2MaturityWomenmaturemuchfasterthanmen.Most17-year-oldfemalescanfunctionasadults.Most17-year-oldmalesarestilltradingbaseballcardsandgivingeachotherwedgiesaftergymclass.Thisiswhyhighschoolromancesrarelyworkout.MagazinesMen'smagazinesoftenfeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Women'smagazinesalsofeaturepicturesofnakedwomen.Thisisbecausethefemalebodyisabeautifulworkofart,whilethemalebodyis...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-13 13:34:12)
MenVs.Women,Round1TheDifferenceWomenhavemoreimaginationthanmen.Theyneedittotellushowwonderfulweare.Womenhavetheirfaults.Menhaveonlytwo.Everythingtheysay.Everythingtheydo.Asuccessfulmanisonewhomakesmoremoneythanhiswifecanspend.Asuccessfulwomenisonewhocanfindsuchaman.TheStyleMenwakeupasgood-lookingastheywenttobed.Womensomehowdeteriorateduringthenight.Whenwomenaredepressedtheyeithereatorgoshoppi...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-13 12:58:29)
杨坤-月亮可以代表我的心
到底多爱你到底多想你
窗外的人行道下过雨
粉色的大雨它没有说明
在玻璃后对我叹着气
心会不会痛脚步重不重
什么是爱我不会形容
反正想你就像黑咖啡那么浓
没有喝过的人不会懂
你问我爱你到底有多深
月亮它可以代表我的心
没有人能告诉你
只是他们还不够单纯
你问我爱你到底有多深
月亮它可以听[阅读全文]
