DOYOUEVENKNOWHOWTODRIVE!!!IwentonholidaytoChinarecentlyandIhavetosaythis,thedriverstherearehorribletheyswerveintoyoutheyblockyouoffandtheyhavenomanners!!Ifyougoonthehardshouldertheywon’tletyoubackontheroadagainsobasicallyifyouwanttogetanywhereonChina’sroadsthentakeatrainbecauseifyougetacaryouwillCRASH,butluckilyweweren’tallowedtodrivesowealwaystookataxiandtheridewellletssayyouwereblindfoldedyou...[
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Thedarkis
Agiantblackblanket
Aplacewhereshadowlie
Ablackblindingfog
Thesilentkiller
Alostblackword
Thestartandtheend
Nowhereandeverywhere
Ablackprison
Agiantblackhole
Theedgeoftheuniverse
Aholeintimeandspace
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Swinefluisjustanyoldfluisn’titifitisthenitsnotanythingtoworryaboutisn’titbecauseflujustblowsoverandwon’tcauseyoutodiewillitunlessyouroveramillenniathatremindsmeIhaveneverslackedoffbecauseofsomeflu!AnyoneseenHarrypotterandthehalfbloodprincemymumwon’tletmeseeitbecauseapparentlyIwilldiefromswinefluabuosulutlyridiculous.Youwillonlydiefromswinefluifyouhavecancerwhichyouwon’treallybebotheredbecause...[
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DAENGLISHCODEIsn’titsofrustratingthatschools,collegesanduniversitiesmakeyoulearnasecondlanguageImeanseriouslyhowmanypeoplearegoinggotoletsayItaly.Honestlyandit’sevenworseformeIhavetolearnEnglish,ChineseobviouslyandGERMENIhateGermanywhyonearthdoIhavetolearngermenseriously.Tomakeitworsemymumbragsonaboutyourgoingtoneedalltheskillsyoucanget!It’snotlikeIwanttobecomeatranslatoryeesh.Alsorightmymumisn...[
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IHATECOMPUTERS!!!ComputersarehorriblelittleblightersIdon’tknowifit’smeorallthecomputersintheworldarecondemnedtobreakIcanneverevergetoneapplicationtoworkandthatisiTunesIhavebeentryingtocreateanaccountonitsincelastyearandIhavetrieditwithtwo,Irepeattwocomputersanditstillhasn’tworkedIcan’tthinkofasinglereasonwhy.ForthosepeoplewhoknowwhatIamtalkingaboutthereisthisnopaymentoptionAPPARANTLYandIhavech...[
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SWINEFLUUU!!!IHATEPLAATES!!StupidlittleplatesI’llgetthemandI’llgetthemgood.Soyou’reprobablywonderingwhyIhateplatesyesIknowitisweirdImeanplatesaren’tevenalivewellhereishowithappened....Mymumanddadtookmetoamuseumaboutplates,plateshonestlyhowboringcanyougetImeanitisjustapieceofclayandyetpeoplecomefromJapanjusttoseeitwhyonearthwouldyouwanttotravelonanairplanewhichwouldquiteabitofmoneyjustsoyoucanc...[
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Thatstinks!!Ican’tbelievemydadgotmetocleanthetoiletitisamessyjobIfeelsorryfortoiletcleanersnowIknowwhattheyhavebeenthrough.Itisatrulyhorriblejobandtoiletsshouldbeselfcleaningforeveryone’ssakes.YoudonotwanttoknowwhatIsaw,butI’mgoingtotellyouanywaybitsofpoothatgotstuckfelloutandIhadtouseawholelotoftoiletcleanerIohyeah.GuesswhatIamgoingtodonowREVENGEwhenmymumgetsback(shenormallydoesthecleaning)let...[
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Quizimpossible!!HieveryonesorryIhavebeenabitpreoccupiedsowasn’tabletowriteandforthosewhoonlyjustreadthisjustforgetitbecauseIdon’twanttodisappointyoutoomuchaboutwhatyou’vemissed.Anywaymynewcomputerissogood,butguesswhatIhavetwonewcomputersguesswhy.Here’sacluewhathappensifyouputsomereallyloudsoundnexttoaglass?WellIwilltellyouaboutthatnextweekIreallygottotellyouaboutthisquiz.Here’showitgoesrightp...[
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LOOKOUTVIRUSABOUT!!!!!!Don’tyoujusthatecomputerviruseswhatapestcan’ttheygiveusabreakwejustwanttogoontheinternetandformeplaysomegames.Iplayanonlinegamecalledtraviandoyouplayitaswellifyoudothendelightedtomeetyoumytravianbuddyandifyoucanreplytothis.Wehavetosuffersomuchjustbecauseofsomelazyconmanhugh.Forpeoplewithabankaccountcoryouguysneedsomeprettytoughantiviruswhatdoyouhavemineisjuststandardbecaus...[
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EXPLOSION!!!WHATTHE!!!WaswhatIthoughtwhenIheardaearsplittingnoise.WhatwasitIthoughtsoIwenttoinvestigatemymumanddadwereshoutingwhathadhappened.AfterwardsmydadtoldmehethoughtitwaswindWINDwowwemustbeinthemiddleofathunderstormandnexthetellsmehethoughtitwasagasexplosionandIgotalittleworried.Imeanitwasloudenough,butthenmydadliftedupthefloorboardsandguesswhathegotsoakedbecausehehadaccidentally…ohhangonI...[
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