童言稚语 2

新创作

宝宝这几天“创作” 了几个新词儿。妈妈接宝宝放学，问：“今天怎么样？” 宝宝答：“Fantabulous！” 从外面玩回来宝宝不想进屋：“It's gooder playing outside mom!”

Like a ball of yarn

星期天早上妈妈一大早就被弟弟弄醒了，于是干脆到厨房做饭去。过了一会儿宝宝从楼上下来了。妈妈问宝宝：“爸爸呢？”宝宝答："He's sound asleep, like a ball of yarn”.

Made-up story

今天晚上睡觉前宝宝给妈妈讲了一个故事，记录如下：

once upon a time there was a king and a queen, and their baby princess. As the princess grew and grew, until she was a teenager,  and then she danced ballet on the stage. Then  a witch came and cast a spell on one of the plants, and the sky turned back and then it was night for ever. And then one day a dynasauer came and chewed the plant that had the spell on it, and then the kindom was saved.

Mommy's tricked

下午妈妈和宝宝一起玩。宝宝突然问："Mommy, how do you say clock in English?" 严重缺觉，大脑缺氧的妈妈想都没想就说：“钟表”。说完了，看到宝宝好笑的表情才意识到答错了。哈，学会捉弄人啦。